What in God's green African jungles??

Another way of asking the infamous question, "what on earth?" while recognizing the almighty God's diverse and most eccentric creation, Africa/Africans.

*arrives home early from vacation and find doors off hinges, roughed-up walls, and a trusted friend wearing my clothes.*

"What in God's green African jungles?? ... ???" =:O

"Er, I can explain..."

"Please do."

by 0.O September 10, 2013

jingledorf

i creature that became exticnt millions of years ago because they didnt know how to have sex

I will go back in time and have sex with all the hot jingledorfs and save the species

by Tardytheturtle January 22, 2005

jingle splats

Its where you stick a christmas bell in your ass, and then you go eat a bunch of hot buffalo wings. Then you wait until you have to shit, then you fuck your girlfriend and right when shes about to finish, you jump on top of her, ass ready to fire and blow your shitload. Then yell, "MERRY CHRISTMAS, ITS JINGLE SPLATS, BITCH!"

BITCH ITS CHRISTMAS, GET READY FOR JINGLE SPLATS TIME!!!

by Kincade_cunt October 18, 2009

Jingle Bell Pepper Burger

A special Christmas burger that's served with bell pepper

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Jingle Bell Pepper Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

jingled your bells

A 5 year old girl named "stew" decides that she has had enough of this stupid so called "CHRISTMAS", so takes public transit to the town mall and shoots the mall santa directly in the left ball sack with an AK - 47, santa drops to his knees pain and stew walks into baby gap and buys herself a XL t- shirt even though shes a small... cause she just don't give a hecking damn.

mall santa: What the fuck just happened?
stew: I just jingled your bells bad bleep

by pussyfooted1234 November 23, 2020

Jungles

Area in South Central Los Angeles belonging to the Black Peace Stones(BPS), a notorious Westside Bloodz Gang. All around you are very tall trees and large run-down apartments. The streets in the Jungles are very twisted and tricky...if you're not careful you could end up on a very dangerous drug dealing street. There are also lots of dead ends in the Jungles(J's), like Palmwood Street. Palmwood is the street Training Day was filmed on with Bloodz on the rooftop. The best advice i can give is to respect the Jungles as a Blood City and if you're not from there don't go there!

LAPD usually rides 10 cars deep when they go into the Jungles. Even for a simple, routine problem. The Jungles are surrounded by rival gang neighborhoods, including the Rollin Sixties Crip Gang, Rollin Forties Crip, Rollin Thirties Crip, and the 18st.Gang. However, they manage to handle business and protect their neihborhood from outsiders.

by Black_Thought_247 June 27, 2007

spurs that jingle jangle jingle

an old western song, about single life. having spurs that "jingle jangle jingle" is similiar to being a player.

sallys mad I'm not being exclusive to her, but eff that bitch, I got spurs that jingle jangle jingle.

by katie c September 21, 2005