by InterasanteL April 20, 2010
#1 "Did you see that Jewish maneuver that guy just pulled up there." "He just drove up the center median to pass an extra 10 cars before the interchange!"
#2 "She just took that parking spot while i obviously had my blinker on waiting!"
#3 "I just pulled a Jewish maneuver! I told the parking attendant that I work across the street and that my boss had forgotten to give me the damn parking pass."
#2 "She just took that parking spot while i obviously had my blinker on waiting!"
#3 "I just pulled a Jewish maneuver! I told the parking attendant that I work across the street and that my boss had forgotten to give me the damn parking pass."
by R. Cireeze February 12, 2009
If your hair is wavy,
Come and join the Jewish Navy,
Fight fight fight
For Palestine!
-- World War II-era U.S. Navy ditty
Come and join the Jewish Navy,
Fight fight fight
For Palestine!
-- World War II-era U.S. Navy ditty
by Twathenge April 15, 2006
This word refers to the Jewish kid that always ruins Christmas for all the nice Catholic kids by telling them Santa isn't real in 1st grade
-What the fuck, John is such a jewish spoiler he ruined Christmas for my 8 year old brother
-What a dick
-What a dick
by No needtoknow February 10, 2007
A Jewish Christian is a Jew who also believes Jesus is the messiah. Jewish Christians find their faith very hard to explain to most people.
Jewish Cristian: Hi, I'm a Jewish Christian!
Guy: A what?
Jewish Christian: A Jewish Christian! I am Jewish, but I believe Jesus is our messiah!
Guy:... So you're Jewish... and Christian?
Jewish Christian: Yes.
Guy: ... Whoa.
Guy: A what?
Jewish Christian: A Jewish Christian! I am Jewish, but I believe Jesus is our messiah!
Guy:... So you're Jewish... and Christian?
Jewish Christian: Yes.
Guy: ... Whoa.
by Adam Cecil May 29, 2006
The act of turning off one's car on the down-slope of a hilly road in order to save gas. Recently, the term "Jewish Drift" has become archaic due to the large numbers of otherwise non-stingy denominations participating in this once Hebrew-oriented action. The action's name is largely becoming replaced by falling under the larger general category of "being frugal."
UPDATE: When gas prices again fall below $2.00, the action can be reclassified as "Jewish."
UPDATE: When gas prices again fall below $2.00, the action can be reclassified as "Jewish."
"Dude why did you turn your car off down that hill and then turn it back on at the half-way point?"
"Because I'm half Jewish, duh! LOLZ ;p !!!"
"My dad said that it's called a Jewish Drift."
"Aye, Schlepple my sippowitz!"
"Because I'm half Jewish, duh! LOLZ ;p !!!"
"My dad said that it's called a Jewish Drift."
"Aye, Schlepple my sippowitz!"
by professor witherspoon April 13, 2009
by Puddydestroyer9000 February 21, 2014