A beef jerky

A beef jerky.

A beef jerky is the act of giving or receiving a handjob. Usual one would use saliva or some sort of lube for a handjob; a beef jerky requires uncooked ground beef.

Why do you ask? Say your camping, forgot to bring lube and both you and your partner have the pasties. Look no further then a pack or room temperature ground beef.

You can also use other ground meats.

If your partner vigorously jerks fast enough this will create enough heat to have a meal after sex.

Hey grab a handful of that ground beef and give me a beef jerky.

by Chokiecat February 5, 2018

Jerkie Chan

When an asian person masturbates to a samari/kong-fu type movie.

Dude, Wong was totally Jerkie Channing it at the movie theatre.

by J.o.e.y. March 2, 2011

Beef Jerky

Masturbation on the Oregon Trail.

Liesel: Johnny, hurry, mother is dying of dysentery!
Johnny: Just gettin' me some beef jerky.

by Johnny132435 February 18, 2011

Hot Jerky

When you fuck a girl in the ass and she shits on your dick, and then you stick your shit-covered dick in her pussy

"Things were going great with Maria until she asked me to give her Hot Jerky, I just couldn't do it man"

by azztomouth69 May 4, 2016

beef jerky

When you receive a handjob that causes you to ejaculate, see {turkey jerky}

"I didn't get a BJ, but I got some nice beef jerky

by The Midget December 21, 2004

Geek'd Jerky

Noun from the generation group known as "Jerks" or "Geeks"- Geek'd Jerky is a Geeked up/Jerk kids penis.That is fed to sex hungry nerd addicted females.

Man she liked how i jerked at the party that i took her home and fed her my geek'd jerky.

by Yung Drizzy July 29, 2009

Road Jerky

Road Kill that was sat for a long period of time. the heat cures it like Beef Jerky

-"Man, you just hit that coyote"
-"Eh. It'll be road jerky before long in this heat."

by AZGator July 4, 2009