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Jefferson City

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The capitol city of the Great state of Missouri. One of the most rapidly growing capitol cities in the USA.
by hyperion-X July 12, 2008
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Jefferson

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bitch ass mofo who won't date me or answer my chat. Very rude and terrible at his job. Thanks a lot Jeffie!!!!
You know that customer service dude that keeps leaving me?
Yeah. Lemme guess. He's Jefferson
by koolkid88 January 29, 2020
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Jersey-Jefferson

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One who has an unexplainable, great level of charisma, but has zero skills and compentency; completely lacking in understanding of technology; a northeastern metropolitan snob (embodies all characteristics of a "metrosexual"); one who has an unnatural obsession with their curly hair slightly below the ears, occasionally drawn into a small 1" pony tail.
Luis is such a Jersey-Jefferson. He's all talk, no brains.
by Aduba Pokimondabi January 3, 2009
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Jefferson City

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Home of the Hastings Crew, the baddest crew you'll ever meet. F with one of us, you've just f'd with all of us, now run along before we f you up! Apologize or bleed punk.
Hey, let's go to Jefferson City and hang out at Hastings, "Singing Sweet Home Alabama All Summer Long".

Don't screw with anyone in the Hastings parking lot in JC, they be mean as hell.

Oh snap, did you hear about what happened at Hastings last night? Yeah, these two bitches punched each other out over some douche' bag in a pu truck.
by Sheet-Disturber January 20, 2009
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Jefferson Starship

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A couple takes copious amounts of liquid LSD and the male procedes to pleasure the woman with a keytar a la a '70s supergroup.
Dude, that Jefferson Starship session totally ruined the electronics in my new key-tar.
by MuzzSteve October 7, 2008
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any male body hair that is very curly; specifically back-leg hair and pubic hair
"Hey Don! Bill left another batch of curly jeffersons in the shower after his weekly trimming."
by Katharsis March 30, 2009
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