You're a very red flag guy. But I don't why I'm simping about you. Because you came accidentally in my life and you gave my heart full of love. I love you baby. I miss you mahal. But I need to let you go this time. You're a blessing but not my answered prayer.
by Your baby mahal renalyn October 20, 2021
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Oh my fucking god, did Jed just post another deep message on his status again?
My god he is such an emo
My god he is such an emo
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verb (informal, alliance slang)
1. To unintentionally sabotage shared progress through a preventable mistake, typically one that has already been made before.
2. To repeat the same error with surprising confidence, despite clear evidence that the previous attempt did not go well.
3. To create a setback so uniquely avoidable that other members immediately recognise it as “classic you.”
verb (informal, alliance slang)
1. To unintentionally sabotage shared progress through a preventable mistake, typically one that has already been made before.
2. To repeat the same error with surprising confidence, despite clear evidence that the previous attempt did not go well.
3. To create a setback so uniquely avoidable that other members immediately recognise it as “classic you.”
“We were 10 minutes from finishing the tech… and then it got Jedded.”
“Don’t Jedd this—double-check before you hit build.”
“It wasn’t even malicious. He just genuinely Jedded it. Again.”
Notes:
Often occurs in streaks. Recovery requires patience from the group and mild public shaming.
“Don’t Jedd this—double-check before you hit build.”
“It wasn’t even malicious. He just genuinely Jedded it. Again.”
Notes:
Often occurs in streaks. Recovery requires patience from the group and mild public shaming.
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