Jake

The most badass mother fucking badass ever to live men tend to spontaneously explode when they gaze apon him. Many say the big bang was god but no it was Jake and his clap. He is not a man buy a god so bow bitch.

You need some Jake in your life.

by Valos Phoeinx January 12, 2018

Jake Paul

A complete failure.What happens when the condom breaks. That one guy at the party who wasnt invited and nobody likes. Not even justin beibers mom, who likes everyone.

Epic condom fails: Jake Paul.

by Brittain2004 August 10, 2017

jake munger

texas hick who thinks hes
emo and can do anything he wants
but hes really just a little bitch

sydney-hey girl i saw one of
them jake mungers down yonder

cala-dont let him see me girl, hes gunna
be jumpin all up on me!

by lalalalaboy August 5, 2008

jake

did your mom

jake did your mom

by 181663 May 28, 2019

less than jake

An American ska-punk band with metal influences. Formed in 1992 in Gainesville, Florida, USA, they began as a 3 piece power pop band consisting of Chris on guitar and vocals, Vinnie on drums and future LTJ roadie Shaun on bass, who was soon replaced by current bass player Roger. Influenced by the British punk band Snuff, they introduced a horn section of Jessica (alto sax) and Buddy (trombone) and after releasing their first album, "Pezcore", Derron (baritone sax) joined the band. Jessica left in 1997, to be replaced by Pete (who left in 2001) and Derron was replaced by JR in 2000. Less Than Jake have been on over 100 releases and are one of the best bands in the modern punk scene, due to their insane live show, intelligent lyrics and constant touring.

Less Than Jake are an awesome band!

by Ska-Wars August 9, 2004

Jaheim

Jaheim is a real nigga, and one of the loyalest guy you’ll ever meet. He’s usually quiet, shy,
nonchalant and very caring for his friends and family but when you get to know him he’ll change your life for the better

Jaheim is such a dope nigga
Sebastian is such a Jaheim

by Thedopestnigga November 23, 2021

jake forster

A jew with a big nose who loves money whilst being orally pleasured by a cat

What a Jake forster

by Jake The Jew Forster November 14, 2014