by alexrs.1 July 25, 2019

Another word for the police, similar in use to the cops or the fuzz. Popular in use in north east England
Imma put a hole in your f*cking back if I catch you talking to the f*cking jakes
OR
Shit man, it’s the jakes
OR
Shit man, it’s the jakes
by donteverplayyourself January 25, 2021

Jake is the hottest and cutest guy around. He has sexy blond hair, and gorg blue eyes. Not only is he hot, he is also the NICEST person in the WHOLE WORLD, who is VERY considerate and cares about others. He is the PERFECT guy!
A: OMG I just met the NICEST AND HOTTEST GUY IN THE WHOLE WORLD. Guess who it was??
K: JAKE!!!!!!!!!!!
A: You betcha!
K: JAKE!!!!!!!!!!!
A: You betcha!
by Monkeyzebra57 November 7, 2013

is a quad amputee, with one of the limbs being his microcock. he has a very large head, most of which being brain.
by French Fries Aren't French June 17, 2020

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