jacob 

The act of ejaculating onto your own chin.

Robert really likes to masturbate, but he always finishes with a jacob.

jacob by SuperKitty4000 September 20, 2016

Jacob 

A homosexual who loves dick a has a Macdonalds hairline

You're such a jacob

Jacob by Honk my horn January 20, 2017

Jacob 

An asshole who doesn't know how to treat girls, and someone who looks like a rat and is obsessed with gay bikes and dirt bikes !!

A rat named Jacob

Jacob by Partysoccer18002 July 6, 2011

Jacob 

Has extreme mental problems and often struggles with anger issues, he is a ver petty and has devilish good looks

God Jacob's annoying

Jacob by JK running January 31, 2017

jacob 

Faggot

wow that guy is such a jacob

jacob by poopybutt butterpoops December 10, 2016

Jacob 

Jerks off to his mates girlfriend

"I heard Jacob jerked off to Jareds girlfriend."
"No Doubt"

Jacob by Jared Knoll December 11, 2012

Jacob 

I am Jacob.

view me as you would any other figure of art, for I am a masterpiece. the seams within my seams have been delicately crafted by the most seductive hands, my astonishing personality is beyond the likes of any entity on the mortal playing field. gaze into my somber eyes and unlock your truest feelings towards me, perceive what cannot be comprehended from a mere outside view. I am truly a pillar of omnipotent pride, masterful handiwork, and deep compassion towards society and its playthings.

Man: "God, Jacob is so fucking cool."
Woman: "I agree. I want him so badly. UGH!"

Jacob by jacob billings. April 5, 2019