something that you can "accidentally" leave with a friend or take from them so that they HAVE to see you again.
by ismissing April 15, 2011
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Guy 2: Don't you have lol insurance?
Guy 2: Don't you have lol insurance?
by Yukihoshi August 15, 2010
Get the lol insurance mug.The rant one has when he/she discovers that his top of the range expensive item was not covered by insurance when his/her house exploded.
A: Wow, what was that big rant about
B: He was having an insurant because his new 64 GB iPhone 4 was not covered by insurance when his house was bombed by a terrorist
B: He was having an insurant because his new 64 GB iPhone 4 was not covered by insurance when his house was bombed by a terrorist
by nub64 June 9, 2011
Get the insurant mug.What experienced drinkers do when they leave the bar but have a long ride ahead of them. Even though you don't feel like you have to pee, you go pee anyways so you don't get 15 minutes down the road and suddenly have to try to find a place to pull over and pee.
by Ye gods December 20, 2015
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Hot chick: I like guys as much as any of the other chicks around town, but I also value my modesty and appearance, so I always choose clothing that has sufficient gap insurance; I don't wanna give lustful studs or anyone else the wrong idea about me by looking slutty or sloppy.
by QuacksO March 24, 2019
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What you're really taking out with a policy from The Prudential or Lloyd's Of London, since people will likely try to bump you off in order to collect on said policy.
Many murder cases highlighted on TV programs like Unsolved Mysteries and Forensic Files involve homicide-investigations into the deceased person's death insurance beneficiaries.
by QuacksO June 25, 2020
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