Hangout Insurance

something that you can "accidentally" leave with a friend or take from them so that they HAVE to see you again.

Rob keeps leaving his tapes in my car. It's totally hangout insurance.

by ismissing April 15, 2011

lol insurance

Insurance for laughing too hard

Guy 1 : Dude if make me laugh this hard again I will piss my pants

Guy 2: Don't you have lol insurance?

by Yukihoshi August 15, 2010

insurant

The rant one has when he/she discovers that his top of the range expensive item was not covered by insurance when his/her house exploded.

A: Wow, what was that big rant about
B: He was having an insurant because his new 64 GB iPhone 4 was not covered by insurance when his house was bombed by a terrorist

by nub64 June 9, 2011

Insurance pee

What experienced drinkers do when they leave the bar but have a long ride ahead of them. Even though you don't feel like you have to pee, you go pee anyways so you don't get 15 minutes down the road and suddenly have to try to find a place to pull over and pee.

"Ok...I'm going to hit the head and take an insurance pee then I am out of here..."

by Ye gods December 20, 2015

Insurance hair

The hair on the edges of girls with Afro-textured hair that's basically scanty due to extreme braiding as the hair is grabbed and plaited tightly leading to broken hair and hair loss.

She had the hair salon relax her insurance hair to make fake baby hairs.

by Afro Hair December 6, 2018

curb insurance

Insurance that will cover your wheels tires and anything else you end up fucking up on your vehicle.

When alexis drives over a curb she tends to pop tires so she calls up the curb insurance to have them fixed. Common on blue Volkswagen bugs..

by Tinkerbelll69 January 16, 2019

Insurance

Any form of a weapon (Firearm, Explosive, Martial Art, etc.)

Jason: Why do you have a gun ?
Tommy: For insurance purposes.

by 1020 CEO January 17, 2019