US Healthcare Insurance

Expensive Healthcare discount which can only be applied if the deliberately confusing insurance policy say so.

The US Healthcare Insurance plan that Greg had does not apply to his eye surgery and the 100% co-insurance policy states that he had to pay all of it anyway.

by deepintheass June 23, 2023

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Word insurance

When you fail in English and you pay your teacher to pass you
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Damn get some word insurance

by Eboi 6776562 January 18, 2017

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Insurance is a genus of parasitic leech. The leech typically begins life as a billboard, or a TV or youtube ad that you can skip in 5...4...3...2...1. When it fails to draw you into it's trap, it attaches itself to things which you need, such as a car. After it has embedded itself onto your auto loan agreement, it begins to drink all of the Washington's in your wallet, waiting for the day that you fuck up, so that it can make up an excuse to drink more Washington's from your wallet.

"My insurance paid to have my bumper fixed!"

One Month Later...

"My insurance went up by 20%!"

by Whack Job Jimmy April 23, 2024

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gap insurance

Extra-heavy elastic, stronger thread, larger buttons, etc., that help ensure that your clothing won't be either "saggy 'n' baggy" or revealing.

Hot chick: I like guys as much as any of the other chicks around town, but I also value my modesty and appearance, so I always choose clothing that has sufficient gap insurance; I don't wanna give lustful studs or anyone else the wrong idea about me by looking slutty or sloppy.

by QuacksO March 24, 2019

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Death Insurance

A musician on Spotify, YouTube and other platforms with such great talent,focused on hardcore, underground rap,and inspired by artists such as MachineGirl and Death Grips.Once you try them you won't be able to let go, they're like a drug, completely addicting.

"Have you ever listened to (bye bye) by Death Insurance?"

"Yeah it's fucking great"

by Decardia March 22, 2023

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