by riggsthehammy October 22, 2011
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AKA the new age hipster way to call someone a virgin.
Despite people trying to malign the definition to include people who don’t like/call women out on their bullshit, the fact remains that if you have had sex (or even a relationship) at any point in your life you cannot be an incel.
AKA the new age hipster way to call someone a virgin.
Despite people trying to malign the definition to include people who don’t like/call women out on their bullshit, the fact remains that if you have had sex (or even a relationship) at any point in your life you cannot be an incel.
Redditor 1: I can’t get laid! Women suck! Reee!
Guy 1: Dude you sound like an incel! Cut it out you’re embarrassing me by proxy!
Guy 2: Man, I caught my gf of 2 years cheating on me with some miscer, so I got one last fuck, dumped that whore and told her to fuck off.
Redditor 2: Wow fucking incel!
Guy 1: Hey retard, he’s not a virgin, therefore he can’t be an incel. Also, his gf was a cheating asshole so she deserved to be insulted for it.
Guy 1: Dude you sound like an incel! Cut it out you’re embarrassing me by proxy!
Guy 2: Man, I caught my gf of 2 years cheating on me with some miscer, so I got one last fuck, dumped that whore and told her to fuck off.
Redditor 2: Wow fucking incel!
Guy 1: Hey retard, he’s not a virgin, therefore he can’t be an incel. Also, his gf was a cheating asshole so she deserved to be insulted for it.
by Assey McGee April 12, 2019
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When another person mentions something completely unimportant during a normal conversation and that idea becomes so lodged in your mind that you cannot help but act on it sometime in the near future. Then when you act on it, you get screwed.
Girl Next To You: "Hey, so I was talking to this guy last night and he just randomly kissed me. I didn't even care. I just kissed him back."
You: "Well that sure is interesting..."
Two days later...
You: "Hey (insert random girl's name here), I wanna kiss you even though I don't know you."
Random Girl: "That's really stupid you perv!" (insert slap here)
You: "Well thank you very much (insert name of girl you were sitting by), I seem to have been inceptioned..."
You: "Well that sure is interesting..."
Two days later...
You: "Hey (insert random girl's name here), I wanna kiss you even though I don't know you."
Random Girl: "That's really stupid you perv!" (insert slap here)
You: "Well thank you very much (insert name of girl you were sitting by), I seem to have been inceptioned..."
by Schrodinger'spuppet December 14, 2010
Get the Inceptioned mug.Having a socially inept pride in useless, unproductive, and unappealing facts and then trying to impress women with them, all while lacking actual skills and relevant knowledge.
Women are attracted to actual intelligence (how to succeed in life), not incelligence (edict memory of one's entire pepe folder and strategic knowledge of how Germany could've won WWII).
That neckbeard is incelligent, and thinks women are dumb for not caring about his knowledge of japanese swords.
The man isn't smart, he's incelligent. Maybe if he learned how to wash and groom himself instead of how to farm karma on reddit, he might then actually have a girlfriend.
That neckbeard is incelligent, and thinks women are dumb for not caring about his knowledge of japanese swords.
The man isn't smart, he's incelligent. Maybe if he learned how to wash and groom himself instead of how to farm karma on reddit, he might then actually have a girlfriend.
by Scott Cruz 80 October 30, 2022
Get the Incelligence mug.The rule that states "before we go to sleep tonight after smoking this weed, we have to let the incesnse run out." this rule was put into effect because people were smoking and wasting weed because they fell asleep so fast.
"mike: Yo man im so tired, im going to bed"
Steve: Bro if you dont want to owe me money for wasting my weed on your tired ass, you better follow our incense rule"
Steve: Bro if you dont want to owe me money for wasting my weed on your tired ass, you better follow our incense rule"
by Ganjaman1214 June 3, 2010
Get the Incense Rule mug.Post-Inception Realization is the realization a person comes across after viewing Christopher Nolan's 2010 film, "Inception". At first, they refer to it as "the best movie ever made" or "biggest mind fuck ever", only to realize a few days later that the movie was actually pretty average.
Matt: Shit man, I just saw Inception! Best fucking movie ever!!
Jason: I saw it last week, just wait for Post-Inception Realization to kick in.
Jason: I saw it last week, just wait for Post-Inception Realization to kick in.
by wecomefromstars July 23, 2010
Get the Post-Inception Realization mug.a person who is basically incapable of finding love, largely due to treating women like shit. the majority of incels believe they can’t find love because they are ugly, while it is usually because they have no respect for women. most incels are pieces of shit and all around hated by individuals around them. they believe women owe them sex, yet the majority of them never lose their virginity, or lose their virginity to a cheap hooker with a crusty pussy and crabs. should you meet an incel in real life, it is advised that you run to safety in order to avoid becoming one yourself.
Ryan: what was the name of your last boyfriend again?
Lilia: Oh, Vincent? He was SUCH an incel. INSANELY ugly too.
Lilia: Oh, Vincent? He was SUCH an incel. INSANELY ugly too.
by StraightGayNibba December 21, 2019
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