The position assumed by passengers of an aircraft in danger of an imminent collision or emergency landing as announced over the cabin’s public announcement system - occasionally adopted during a particularly disquieting visit to the toilet to dispatch a no.2 when someone is required to bow their head and grip something nearby or put one or both hands up against the wall.
Oh man, that curry really carved my guts up, last night. I had to assume the brace position just now.
by Stivchik June 9, 2018
Get the brace positionmug. Brackets and wire are put on your teeth to correct your teeth or bite, or make space for a tooth to come in. Those are braces. I currently have them, and in my opinion, they suck. You can eat hardly anything, they'll be sore for a couple of days, food will get in between your wires, and you constantly have to brush your teeth to prevent {gingivitis.} You should eat some regular foods for your teeth to remain strong, because if you don't your teeth may crack when they take them off. I'm not trying to scare you if you need braces, just telling you from my experience.
by GuyWithBraces April 13, 2019
Get the Bracesmug. When someone sucks so badly and they say "that sucks dick," that really isn't a bad thing. However, no one wants to get their dick sucked with scratchy braces.
by BigBootayHoez January 28, 2024
Get the sucked dick, in a braces waymug. by Pilot_suicide January 29, 2022
Get the bracemug. Going to rob a bank
by Mavrick1200 September 1, 2011
Get the Cabbage Stuck In Her Bracesmug. by Mjmememjmeme July 8, 2024
Get the brace myselfmug. Brakets and wires in your mouth that will permently get you the nickname "braceface" which is not a complement
by iamaweirdojustaweirdguy May 1, 2019
Get the Bracesmug.