Tiger's Wood

A long golf club with a large head that Tiger's caddie Stevie usually pulls out for him on the tee off par 4's or par 5's.

Or another name for Tiger's erect penis, which has gotten him in trouble by penetrating scores of vaginas other than his wife's.

"Have you seen Tiger's Wood?" "Um, no comment"

by Mr. Frizzle December 14, 2009

Dead wood

Worthless employees in large companies are dead wood.

I got finally got a promotion but everyone in my new group is dead wood.

by Frizbee Dog April 14, 2006

huntington woods

Small neighborhood in suburban Detroit known for excessive rules and bored police.

"No, we can't do that because we're in Huntington Woods."

by Opressed Youth June 17, 2008

run the wood

to ask the bartender to buy a drink for everyone at the bar

Chino was tending bar at Basin Street when a customer asked him to "run the wood" , so he wasted no time in getting everybody a shot of Jagermeister.

by jobens April 3, 2012

Hit the wood

Smoke weed.

"Man I hit the wood 5x n put that hoe out, I’m high asf" "I’m high affff , I only hit the wood 3x’s .. I’m detoxing myself next month"

by Hit the Woodman March 12, 2021

wood kill

anything that can ruin a boner/hard on/erection

So, you're at this hot and sexy beach bikini contest... then a girl starts puking... total wood kill!

by Soulja Girl Tell 'Em March 5, 2009

will wood and the tapeworms

(gay) rock jazz, that's how i like to describe it.... anyways go stream the normal album and stop being weird to will ohmygod

hey, have you ever heard of will wood and the tapeworms? they're an underrated band and they're very talented!!!

by cotard March 26, 2021