When you see a bathroom and don't really have to pee, but you should probably try anyway just in case it's a while till you find another one.
Please note, an insurance piss is one of the only 2 types of pisses, the other being the 'monstrous piss.'
Please note, an insurance piss is one of the only 2 types of pisses, the other being the 'monstrous piss.'
Guy: "Heyo, I see a restroom over there. Hold on, I'm gonna take an insurance piss real quick."
Other guy: "Good call, I gotta take a monster anyway."
Other guy: "Good call, I gotta take a monster anyway."
by monicaheddneck September 17, 2023
Guy 1 : Dude if make me laugh this hard again I will piss my pants
Guy 2: Don't you have lol insurance?
Guy 2: Don't you have lol insurance?
by Yukihoshi August 14, 2010
Used in place of Qualified Immunity, the controversial legal doctrine that protects police officers accused of misconduct and violating constitutional rights.
Did you see the video of the guy being beat up by the police, while he was handcuffed? That was wrong for them to do that. Yeah, but they won't get in any trouble, because they've got that Blue Line Insurance Coverage.
by D_Weezy March 15, 2022
the insurance company that saved us from having to buy our vehicles again after some oppressor griefer decided to blow up your car
by arthur morgan 1899 October 26, 2022
Ex wife goes to sperm bank and has a baby that you put on your medical insurance plan. Only applies if you give it your last name.
by Taint Doctor January 18, 2018
Expensive Healthcare discount which can only be applied if the deliberately confusing insurance policy say so.
The US Healthcare Insurance plan that Greg had does not apply to his eye surgery and the 100% co-insurance policy states that he had to pay all of it anyway.
by deepintheass June 23, 2023
Example 1.
Person A: You're really gonna fight him? He's a heavy weight champ.
Person B: Don't worry...I got that L insurance. I'll bounce back.
Example 2.
Person A: I wound't race that Mustang if I were you...He's pushing 800hp to the wheels.
Person B. It's cool. I have L Insurance. I'll claim I couldn't get traction down the line.
Person A: You're really gonna fight him? He's a heavy weight champ.
Person B: Don't worry...I got that L insurance. I'll bounce back.
Example 2.
Person A: I wound't race that Mustang if I were you...He's pushing 800hp to the wheels.
Person B. It's cool. I have L Insurance. I'll claim I couldn't get traction down the line.
by 23T_Duratec_XR May 10, 2017