Minecraft

Minecraft. The Overly OP Game That Will Trick Your Friends To Stay away From Fortnite

Mom: Honey! I Bought Fortnite for you!
Dude: MOM GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM IM PLAYING MINECRAFT!

by Voodoo Snas November 13, 2019

Minecraft

One of the greatest video games of all time

YO. Wanna play Minecraft
Sure bro, i'll hop on the craft now.

by xXXpro_diamond_minerXXx November 14, 2019

minecraft

the best fucking game to ever exist.

“bro you’re a dumbass if you don’t know what minecraft is”

by 𝒹𝓊𝓂𝓂𝓎 November 24, 2019

Minecraft

A game conceived by god to be played on multiple devices. This game is a 1st 2nd and 3rd person game. You have the power to do whatever you please in this game.

“Yo 🅱️hil u wanna play some Minecraft w/ me.”

by T-series succ March 25, 2019

Minecraft

The most nostalgic game ever that brings back childhood memories.

Dear Minecraft,

Thank you for making us very excited -
*when we building a dirt house
*when we killed a mob
*when we got excited over finding a diamond ore

Thank you for making our childhoods the best ones we could ever had.

-A former Minecraft fan

by A Minecraft fan April 1, 2019

Minecraft

gods personal playground.

God: Earth is cool
God: *sees minecraft*
God: Nevermind fuck you earth.

by big manchild May 22, 2019

Minecraft

Minecraft is an addicting game that has no fucking logic what so ever, it’s a drug that will take over your childhood.

FBI: FBI OPEN UP!!!!!!!!!!
Kid in room: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM IM PLAYING MINECRAFT
FBI: * slowly creeps out the door way so the boy can play Minecraft in piece.

by Į ām grōōt99 May 25, 2019