illegal profession

The correct term for the profession usually euphemized as the legal profession. Applies to attorneys, lawyers, solicitors, counselors, barristers, or what ever other euphemism they come up with for their profession.

The euphemism legal profession is used by members of the illegal profession to distract the public from the conflict of interest that is inherent to their profession due to the fact that most legislators either have already been, or eventually will become, attorneys.

Members of the illegal profession wouldn't need to distract us if they didn't get paid a week's wage for an hour's work.

by Downstrike August 31, 2005

illegal phone

a phone from a different wireless service provider than the one a person is currently employed by (such phones are generally prohibited on the premises)

Ed can't use his Blackjack II while he's working at Verizon as it's an illegal phone.

by AlphaDawg79 December 9, 2008

Illegal Smile

The involuntary smile that forms when you know you've done something illegal

'I see that illegal smile on your face. What did you do?'
'Last night I blew up the neighbor's garbage can..and the curb'

by WolfRyder July 9, 2012

Illegal Beagle

A cigarette break that the boss knows nothing about

Said in a hushed voices"just going for an illegal beagle

by Lololol88 November 17, 2016

Illegal

Stuff that breaks laws and physics

A 4 block wide chest is illegal

by Themightyade July 2, 2020

illegal jeans

Skinny jeans are the illegal jeans. No one looks good wearing them, not big hunks, not fit chicks, not slim people. NO ONE!!

Aww what is that sight?!
They're the illegal jeans

by Space invader August 20, 2020

Illegal

That one friend who commits all types of crimes so you just call them "illegal".

Me: Hey what you doin?
Friend: Uh u know just uploading a virus to the school network
Me: bruh stop being an illegal.

by JustC4llMePro May 6, 2021