I've fallen and I can''t get up!

A twist on the well known scenario made popular in the early 90s by a home security system commercial in which an elderly woman falls and is unable to get up. The new television series, Hoarders, gives a whole new meaning to this ubiquitous expression. In honor of the popular series, one may say "I've fallen and I can't get up' when one is swallowed up by garbage and are unable to remove oneself from the overwhelming mass of debris that overwhelms one's home. Can also be found when one has a burning desire to pay tribute to one's pet with shrines of pet hair displayed throughout one's home.

T-dawg: bc she got like swallowed by garbage and she couldnt get up

Me: omg that gives a whole new meaning to 'i've fallen and i can''t get up!'

T-dawg: mb that's where it came from

by Bchita March 22, 2010

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call me so i can make it juicy for you

a booty call,to call somebody to make em' horny

call me so i can make it juicy for you

by Bone21 May 23, 2008

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I can see your tampon string from here

said to one of your male friends when he is complaining about something, implying he's a moaning bitch who is on the blob.

John: "my feet are killing me from all the walking!"
Mike: "hey John, I can see your tampon string from here, mate"

by diRiculous June 1, 2011

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i mean i can do anything that he can

1. part of one of xxxtentacion's most popular songs "Jocelyn flores"

2. the immediate response to finding out your crush likes another dude

1. "i know you so well, so well, i mean i can do anything that he can"

2.

person 1: hey uh, i like you
person 2: i have a boyfriend
person 1: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? WE'RE MEANT TO BE I MEAN I CAN DO ANYTHING THAT HE CAN

by ur friendly neighbourhood worm October 12, 2022

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