Hannah

Likes to eat all the cheese in your house and any other thing edible. And likes to SMA

Your that hungry, you must be a hannah!

by lucyfarted August 15, 2014

hannah montana

one of the biggest insults for the female race. also means a fucking annoying Paris Hilton see def. For Paris hilton.

Jenny: why dont u ever get off ur ass and take out the trash. Jeff. STOP BEING A FUCKIN HANNAH MONTANA!

by legofuncms May 4, 2008

Hannah-Grace

Swagg ass girl who is super cool and fun and good at art

That girl is pretty Hannah-Grace

by bcswag1235 October 9, 2013

Hannah

a strong girl with blonde hair she's broken completely her boyfriend is the only one who can see it she might be thicker then most girls she loves music and art more then people people tell her she's pretty but she doesn't believe it her grades kinda slip she bad crushes on some other guys but her heart will always belong to that one guy they are shy and are very compatible with patricks she's not a goddess like everyone says

boyfriend: your so pretty
her: haha your such a liar
boyfriend: hannah I wish you could see yourself from my eyes

by anactualhannah November 23, 2013

Miley Cyrus / Hannah Montana

Retarded, no-talent, annoying little brat who thinks she can act and sing but really just irritates the crap out of millions of parents every night when their Miley-obsessed little 9-year-old runs into the TV room and puts on Disney Channel, shouting "Hannah Montana's on! Then JONAS! YAY! I get to see some Tennessee hick-chick put on a blonde wig and some glittery clothes and attempt to be the next Madonna, when she's really just lipsynching to a pre-recorded, Auto-toned version of her own retarded little redneck voice. I'm so cool!"
Yet another product of the Disney corporate zombie-making machine. Ripped off Michael Jackson in her stupid little "Fly on the Wall" music video, which I only looked at because someone told me about it on the timeless, legendary "Thriller" video, which, once again, she ripped off. Not to mention his "Bad" video.

Is defended for being a pole-dancing hillbilly whore by 8, 9 or 10-year-old bratty girls who think synthesizers and robotic "hey y'all" voices are super-cool. Slutty. Ugly. Untalented. Stupid. Annoying. Obnoxious.

Anyone who thinks Miley Cyrus / Hannah Montana (pick a freaking name you retard!) has even one iota of talent for anything but pissing off a ton of people needs their brains checked, or else you're just another Disney Doormat. In that case, better hurry off this offensive yet truthful definition and watch her idiotic show, full of other Disney Doormats who couldn't get an acting job anywhere else. Anyone who thinks Miley / Hannah is a good actress/singer obviously has no mind of their own, so your opinion doesn't count.

Girl 1: Hannah Montana sucks!
Girl 2: Yeah!
Boy 1: Miley Cyrus is such a whore.
Girl 1: They're the same person.
Girl 2: GOD! WHY DOESN'T THAT UGLY HO JUST PICK A FREAKING NAME AND STOP CONFUSING US!
Boy 1: Amen to that! Miley Cyrus / Hannah Montana has no talent and doesn't have the right to have TWO retarded names! One is more than enough!

by Loves Real Music MJ Forever! September 10, 2009

Hannah

Coolest stoner you'll ever meet. Gotta thick booty. Makes some banging food. She'll SHOW you what that mouf do.

-Wow, is that Hannah?

~Yeah, ask her what that mouf do.

* 10 minutes later *
-She sure showed me!

by mynoduespistaken November 27, 2014

Hannah

A girl with a strong will and tough personality, always too confident

Hannah has a lot of stupid ideas

by skittlez9000 February 22, 2015