can't be hooped

A phrase to express your lack of motivation to do something.

I can't be hooped to visit my inlaws.

I can't be hooped to wash the dishes.

by barelegs November 10, 2013

Poop Hoop

A synonym for the butt hole or the anal sphincter

That Indian food really tore up my poop hoop

by pewppewp December 17, 2014

Salted Hoop

The art of salting a hoop (arsehole) licking the salt from the hoop and drinking a shot of tequila from the hoop. One can also suck a lime or lemon from their partners vagina or scrotum to complete the salted hoop slammer

I'd love to salt her hoop! Man she has a tasty salted hoop!

by Iver Biggin February 28, 2010

Hula Hoop

hula hoop a verb. to move or sway your hips in a fashion as if you were using a hula hoop, used duirng sex with women that are loose, so as to get some kind of sentation.

That whore I picked up at the club, during last call, was so loose I had to hula hoop her for an hour just to get off.

by Shawnis god May 2, 2010

Hula Hooping

A man puts on three strap-ons; one on each side and one on the back. He then stands in the center of four bent-over women and has sex with them all at the same time by moving his hips in a circular motion; as if he was hula hooping.

Optional: Can be done to the tune of "Jump On It" by Sir Mix-A-Lot

Dude, I got with four chicks last night and we were totally hula hooping!

by TVK777 March 27, 2015

Poon hooping

(verb) To smuggle illegal substances in one's vagina.

Hey girl, how do you plan to bring your ganja across the border?

I'm planning on poon hooping it.

by quillsbowl March 11, 2009

Hoop fire

In which you are shittin fire...

Man I had fire engine hot wings last night, and I have had Hoop Fire all day.

by PreciousPals September 19, 2006