by E_rocker921 May 5, 2018

(verb) a furious combination of jerking and sucking a jizzrod. Typically performed by prostitutes or those with much experience in the penile arts.
I picked up this dirty whore over on the bridge, took her around the way, and then let her root-honk until her gums got sore. Finally she showed me her shaved snatch, and there it went!
by the big dog July 12, 2006

by Koala kid March 11, 2020

To fart on or towards someone at close range. Especially when the offended party cannot move to avoid the beef.
As chuck lay on the couch, unsuspecting, Richard approached silently and sat on his head, suddenly releasing his flatulence. The resulting fart honk caused a bad case of pink eye.
by chahuggy October 26, 2014

by Weinerhonker August 1, 2016

by ewig June 27, 2003

by John Mertles August 21, 2012
