Holmes

A shortened version of homie, holmes is usually used by gangsters, especially Mexican gangs.

Miguel: Wassup holmes?
Jose: Nothing much.

by I_suck_fat_cock March 11, 2021

Dominic Holmes

He is an NPC, who is a computer-generated image. He does not exist. He skips leg day for another arm day, and jacked forearms. He is getting close to discovering the truth of humanity, and when he does, he will be a danger to us all.

Dominic Holmes is an NPC and is doing nothing right now.

by LD 48573948303 March 11, 2022

Elora Lee Holmes

A disease where your cock wont stop cumming and causes you to ascend into space.

Oh man I just got diagnosed with Elora Lee Holmes…

by Sven tincklebottom goosehive June 6, 2022

anders holm

He is one of the creators and stars of the show Workaholics. He's a DILF. He's super funny and fucking hot.

Anders Holm is so hot.
I heart Anders Holm.

Anders Holm is yummy.

by johnnyknoxvilleshoe March 11, 2022

Archie Holmes

an absolute sexy beast of a name who wields a huge dick and is generally just better than everyone.

is that archie holmes?

i just came inside my pants.

by guy with omega lights May 24, 2023

Ms holmes

Warden at loch raven high school. Want’s to ruin everyone’s day. Can we just have a principal who cares about the students needs and wants unlike her. It would be a better school without her so please resign.

P.s. i’m stupid

Derp: lol
Derp: Ms Holmes needs to resign
Derp: agreed

by Lochravensuckslol April 7, 2019

Clay Holmes

The best relief pitcher the game of baseball has ever seen. His demon sinker is without doubt the best pitch in baseball and paired with his wipeout slider he is unhittable.

For those of you who don’t know Clay Holmes, he has a 3.77 SIERA, and a 72.8 GB%, which is 1st in all of MLB. He also can strike batters out, with a 23.3 K%. Only issue is the walks, at 13.2%. We trade Park but we weren’t gonna use him anyways, so I really like this.

by Shad November 22, 2021