The realist motherfucker you'll ever meet.
He is a funny down to earth stoner and can pull like no one's business.
He is 6ft tall with a giant penis.
Holden is him
Holden is that guy
Get used to it
by The real Joe Gatto October 15, 2022
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Oi maybe that's not a knife this is a knife Crocodile Dundee Holden
by February 26, 2023
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a pervert. Likes to stare at girl's butts. will probably get an std from his dog and is the ugliest person on earth.
by hehehehhhe May 8, 2023
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To some people he's your best friend, to others he's your worst nightmare!

(I typed this one Ian)
"Holden is my best friend!" screamed Ian
"Holden tried to kill me once!!!" replied Oliver
by HIboyakaHoldenhhhh March 18, 2022
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Holden, the super tall soccer/basketball boy I’m in love with. The boy I make eye contact With every day. The boy that make me wanna cry when I know I can’t have him. Holden is the one and only for me
Wow Paige gets Holden? She’s lucky!
by Pick me Paige January 8, 2022
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Holden is the hottest guy you'll ever meet. He's sweet a great cowboy, and you'll be lucky to meet him. Some people think he's immature but deep down he's been through so much drama that he's the most mature in your friend group. He acts gay but really he falls in love with older women.
Who is that dude?
Oh that's just Holden he's really hot.
by Mynameisn'tHolden July 17, 2021
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