Heisendate

When you meet someone, and you don't know if it's a date or not - until clothes are taken off.

"Did you go on a date with that girl from the gym?"
"Nah, it was just a Heisendate. We had sex in a parallel universe."

by Dave~ November 25, 2017

Hoister

King of fire and most baller person ever

Man you see hoister today??

He burned that bitch and then made it rain!

by StonerGang420gang May 29, 2018

hoikenshlagen

when you penis is long and wavy

person 1: my friend built a wavy dick in Minecraft
person 2: you mean a hoikenshlagen
person 1: yeah

by 🌽 July 30, 2019

hoisoiboi

A person playing the scientifically correct world war 2 simulator "Hearts of Iron 4." It's also used frequently by hoi 4 players when they want to address a fellow player mockingly.

Have you seen Drew Durnils last hoi 4 video? He's such a hoisoiboi.

by Randy the Boobster December 15, 2019

Hoesestoiariestically

The deep rooted history and study of hoes

Have you ever considered majoring in Hoesestoiariestically studies?

by witchyrose February 23, 2020

hobisexual

The sexuality in which one is only attracted to BTS member JungHoseok, also known as Jhope

Person1: hey.. I have crush on you!

Person2: you better not bcs I'm hobisexual...

by Wifeujhopeyatie September 27, 2020

hobisenby

They are hoseoks #1 stan. They make great content and they are funny. Also if you don’t follow hobisenby on TikTok you have no swag😩‼️

You should go follow hobisenby right now and they are the best person ever🙄☝️

by ggukinred December 23, 2020