Hockey Mask Time 

A (half-serious) call for the subversion of law and a push for violent anarchism. Often referenced or invoked as response to a perceived injustice, particularly if such injustice is put into effect and/or supported by the current state.

The EU took away our memes! Looks like it's getting closer to Hockey Mask Time!

Hockey Mask Time by The Man With A Third Leg March 28, 2019

hockey dad 

The Opposite of a Soccer Mom

Soccer mom < Hockey Dad

hockey dad by Kinist August 12, 2005

Hockey Ass 

The firm smooth buttocks created by a combination of playing hockey 6 days a week and weight lifting Hockey ass is best flashed from under a towel first thing in the morning with the accompanying "woo hoo" sound. Hockey ass has also been known to be vital in accompanying a leg lift fart. Hockeyass needs to be admired by a female who lurks around corners waiting for its appearance. The owner of the Hockey ass often brags about its superiority and makes fun of others whose aren't as good as theirs

"That is one hot hockey ass"

Hockey Ass by disathome May 9, 2010

Hockey boy 

Fucking fuckboys all girls should avoid. At all costs. Flirting is dangerous. The hair can be magical, the abs are great, they’re hot, they’re great at flirting, and they’ll fuck You over like you ain’t shit, they’ve got other puck bunnies to fuck.

Girl: I just wish there was a nice hockey boy who was ACTUALLY NICE and not a dick after a week or a month.

Friend: me too but they don’t exist.

—3 days later—

Girl: I’m in love with the sweetest hockey boy ever he’s not like the other jackasses

Friend: give it time

—3 weeks later—

Girl: *buring pictures and cryin* HE WAS SO NICE THO

Friend: hate to say I told you so

Hockey boy by Pick bunny December 29, 2018

Hockey Honey 

Hockey Honeys are the best, hottest, and greatest girl hockey players out there. They can play Ice, Roller, and Hardball hockey. They know how to get down when the time calls for it and never back down in a one on one to the net.

That is a Hockey Honey right thurr

Hockey Honey by Hockey_Honey7 May 13, 2008

hockey mouth 

crooked, jagged, or otherwise unattractive teeth, resembling the possible aftermath of stopping a slapshot with one's mouth.

"Julie's a cute looking girl, it's too bad she's got hockey mouth. She needs to fix that grill."

hockey mouth by Kell Hell October 20, 2006

hockey dad 

A guy who will beat the shit out of the other hockey dad!

Hockey Dad vs Hockey Dad
Winner:Hockey Dad

hockey dad by joe c July 28, 2004