1) A small beachtown located in the real OC, Ottawa County. John McCain can be seen eating Pronto Pups here. Anthony Kiedis has been glimpsed at the Kirby House.
2) A small West Michigan city full of white, middle class, Christian Reformed people who often do nothing else than contract skin cancer at the beach.
3) Quite possibly the site of the most MIP's ever handed out.
2) A small West Michigan city full of white, middle class, Christian Reformed people who often do nothing else than contract skin cancer at the beach.
3) Quite possibly the site of the most MIP's ever handed out.
1) Grand Haven: We own it, you just visit.
2) Someone from Grand Haven: "Evolution is fake. Jesus is my homeboy. Everyone else who is alive is a faggot and deserves to burn in Hell with Satan."
3) Grand Haven is building a huge-ass courthouse for all those wily teens.
2) Someone from Grand Haven: "Evolution is fake. Jesus is my homeboy. Everyone else who is alive is a faggot and deserves to burn in Hell with Satan."
3) Grand Haven is building a huge-ass courthouse for all those wily teens.
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University of New Haven, aka University of No Hope but not UNH (unless there is a line thing through it) due to copyright (University of New Hampshire) is a school mainly for people hoping to one day be in the FBI by spending 4 years of Hell in the Ghetto of West Haven, Ct where you can't even go to class across campus without getting robbed. It is also the place where our future police officers get drunk and high nightly.
Person A: So where are you going to school?
Person B: University of New Haven, duh, I want to get robbed first by the parents of the people I will arrest!
Person B: University of New Haven, duh, I want to get robbed first by the parents of the people I will arrest!
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Get the DMB SHN Haven mug.The city of Lock Haven is the county seat of Clinton County, in the U.S. state of Pennsylvania. Located near the confluence of the West Branch Susquehanna River and Bald Eagle Creek, At the 2000 census, Lock Haven's population was 9,149. Built on a site long favored by pre-European peoples, Lock Haven began in 1833 as a timber town and a haven for loggers, boatmen, and other travelers on the river or the canal. A light-aircraft factory, a college, and a paper mill, and many more smaller enterprises are present in Lock Haven. A levee or as it is called in Lock Haven "the Dyke", completed in 1995, protects the city from further flooding. While industry remains important to the city, about a third of Lock Haven's workforce is employed in education, health care, or social services.
Some words of advice: A lot of the men and woman in Lock Haven are back stabbers and nosy cunts.
Some words of advice: A lot of the men and woman in Lock Haven are back stabbers and nosy cunts.
"I am from Lock Haven, but I am not an asshole like most the others that live there"
"Lock Haven was flooded really bad in what we call The flood of 1972"
"Most the people in Lock haven are addicted to some type of drug. Even teachers and child social workers"
"Lock Haven was flooded really bad in what we call The flood of 1972"
"Most the people in Lock haven are addicted to some type of drug. Even teachers and child social workers"
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Get the Lock Haven mug.basically the beverly hills of all beaches. your beach house is probably bigger than anyone of your friend's. you grew up going to fantasy island and mr. tee's, and if you were lucky you would be able to eat at chicken or the egg for breakfast. but if not, then defenitly shore good donuts, because those things are the shit. you ride your bike or longboard everywhere. two words: bay. village. the best fucking shopping center in the world. those elephant ears are to die for. and don't lie, you get a henna tattoo everytime you're there. you don't mind spending $2,000 in island gypsy. it's not the most you've spent in a store. beach haven is home to the best restaurants in the world. when you heard those bells ring, you dashed all the way to the street to get ice cream. you always go to the bayside to watch the sunset. beach haven is your home. you fucking love it. you wouldn't trade it for the world.
lauren: i finally get to feel like what it's like to be rich. my family is renting a beach house in beach haven!
anna: oh that's funny, because i think it's mine...
anna: oh that's funny, because i think it's mine...
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