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ride hard 

Verb.
When you are extremely horny and just looking for some penis/cock.
You go find it and ride it as hard as you possibly can.
Basically, you hit it (HARD) and then quit it.
Did you see that hott guy? I want to ride him HARD!
And when I say hard, I mean HARD.
I NEED to ride hard right this very minute because I am full of sexual tension and desire.
ride hard by Abby and Sam September 10, 2008
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Rocky Mountain Hard 

A Woman/Girl that is outdoorsey, hardened to the elements, Unfeminine, wears mens type clothes, no makeup, callused hands, manlike and typically unwanted by men.
How did that girl look up close?--- dude, you dont want her, she's rocky mountain hard...

road hard 

Originally part of the term "road hard and put up wet" in reference to horses. As in the horse was put through a hard workout and then wasn't brushed down and cared for afterwards, which can make a horse sick enough to die. Now used to refer to someone who looks unkempt, strung out, tired, dirty, etc.
Man, she looks like she was road hard and put up wet!
road hard by Altairisfar October 28, 2007

rode hard and put up wet 

describes having completed difficult or harsh, unrelenting work; it refers to the poor care of horses;

the words "hard" and "wet" also lend themselves to sexual innuendo, though they are not part of the original meaning
I just finished a 12 hour shift. I feel like I've been rode hard and put up wet.

These kids have worked my nerves! I feel like I've been rode hard and put up wet.

Related idioms: worked like a Hebrew slave; worked like a white-mouthed mule

Riding Hard

To drive a car at high speeds,aggressively usually in heavy traffic.
I was riding hard in the S63 AMG down the NJ turnpike yesterday.
Riding Hard by Da Mastor March 26, 2010

Rock hard, rock often 

"Rock hard, rock often" was a saying invented by Josh Pierce in early 2006. In an attempt to gain popularity to the saying Josh instructed all the students at Oneighty//gb to spread it around their schools. It worked. By March of 2006 this phrase was unstoppable, it infiltrated all of High School society in greater Green Bay, and continues to spread rapidly. We could be looking at an all out epidemic.

Spread the word.
Brian the stud: "Cya later Josh"
Josh: "Rock hard, rock often man"

Ryan: "Dude, let's go golfing"
Josh: "Rock hard, rock often"

Very excited senior: "I GOT EXCEPTED INTO MIT!"
Josh: "ROCK HARD, ROCK OFTEN!"

If you're going to flash, flash hard 

If I've told told you once I've told you a thousand times; if you're going to flash, flash hard