Damn, Mark was so fixated on the hot stripper at the club that he didn't notice that his barn door was open, and his 7-inch long horizontal exclamation mark was sticking out in front of the whole world!
Mark H. Proud UrbanDictionary Author since February 2004.
Mark H. Proud UrbanDictionary Author since February 2004.
by Mark H July 9, 2005
Get the horizontal exclamation markmug. Another term used for scissoring, the act where women intertwine their legs and rub their vaginas against eachothers vaginas.
by Chris Brown (Sinny/Aerach) December 24, 2007
Get the Horizontal Clam Handshakemug. Someone who has trouble keeping horizontal surfaces neat. Desks become a place for papers and books to accumulate; couches become a breeding ground for coats, purses, and junk.
by bandcampgirl183 December 28, 2005
Get the horizontal surface diseasemug. When a male lays a female on her back, places fruits such as watermelon, strawberries, blue berries, etc. In her vagina. Then he fucks her til it's all mixed together and proceeds to eating it all out.
My bf keeps asking why my pussy smells like a fruit salad when he eats me out, but idk how to tell him the amazing horizontal fruit baskets his brother keels giving me is why.
by Nuketown bro June 7, 2016
Get the Horizontal fruit basketmug. Hey did you hear Mary kay Laterno had a horizontal teacher conference? Wym? Its when a student has sex with his teacher. Ahh ok.
by B-rizzle November 8, 2019
Get the horizontal teacher conferencemug. by surfmazer December 8, 2017
Get the on the right side of horizontalmug. The Nasty, Hoochie Coochie, fooling around, intercourse, the birds and the bees, intimacy, lovemaking, mating, and nooky
So when trying to have "The Talk" with your mother. When she breaks out the old school Horizontal Hippity Dippity you should be afraid, and walk out of the room. In other words "The Nasty!"
by your mothers words February 23, 2010
Get the Horizontal Hippity Dippitymug.