La Honda

A town of epic history. Hometown of Ken Kesey, and a good place to smoke a joint

Dude, we were smoking out in La Honda, and the cops smoked more shit than we did

by La Honda February 18, 2009

Honda Shitty

A term used by rednecks to describe Hondas.

Hey Billy Joe, did you see that Honda Shitty drive by?

Jim Bob, you know I was crawling around underneath my Camaro. Boy howdy, I don't know why they stopped making these things, they only break down every other weekend.

by Monkeyboy May 7, 2005

Honda Civic

Misunderstood car bought by way too many young kids that think they are fast. Often times built up very shitty which causes for many people to never even concider research to find out the true potential of the Honda Civic.

SOCH Vtec= GAY
DOCH Vtec= NOT AS GAY (if modifications are done corectly)

Man did you see that lil D17 civic try to race that V8, what does he think he's running a B series in that thing?

Dumbass's should stick to there V8's and stop tryin to make a 4 cylander fst

by TyDIz December 4, 2004

honda civic

Car that way too many people think is fast.... but really is a big pile of shit. Don't get me wrong... I like Japanese cars.... Civics are just big piles of shit.

I have ran 5 Civics since I bought my car, and beat the shit out of every one of them. Good thing they had those loud ass mufflers :). Come back when you have a motor that will keep up with my stock 4-banga.

by SORRYCIVICS January 6, 2004

Honda Civic

The choice of car for most spics. You usually wont be able to tell its a Civic because all of the shitty modifications. They might look somewhat fast when the spics "soup up their whip" but it wont go faster than 75 mph.

Jose- Hey mang how about you race your camaro against my Honda Civic?
John-ok

John wins by 15 minutes

by klanson August 5, 2010

Honda Honker

Any Honda driver that excessively and needlessly honks their horn. Most often, they will honk their horn after losing a race or when they are forced to share the road with other drivers.
There is no solution to this problem, just let the Honda drivers get angry and laugh at their misfortune to drive such a poor vehicle.

eg. After Susan made a careful lane change she heard a toot from a Honda Honker that was dangerously speeding up to her back bumper.

by Honda Honker Hater April 21, 2009

Honda Civic

A piece of crap car, normally driven by individuals with of Asian and Latino descent who think they're hot shit with their farting exhausts. No, they're indeed quite useless.

White Guy #1: Did you just fart?

White Guy #2: No, it was the chach in the rice racer Honda Civic

White Guy #1: Of course...is he Asian?

White Guy #2: Yup.

by Jonny33YEEEEEBOII March 2, 2011