jacklyn holmes

a slow person,what some would call a retard
the one who rides the short bus,always in the frunt seat!
loves to pick her boogers,an let it b known she eats them.
hobbies consist of sittin in the corner lik a dumbass.

hey wheres jacklyn holmes? still on the short bus!

by the phenomenal me March 17, 2009

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sergeant holmes

an ambiguously gay patron of the black arts, i.e. flaming nubian prince. also reffered to as using "crackarniggarfication" as an excuse for being homosexual. assbag. dick gobbler. four time gay nubian prince awardwinner. associated with perpetual tours in iraq, and don't ask don't tell policies. former village person. known for man pleasing, male prostitution rings and having a homosexually related disease named after him (holmititis b a.k.a."nubrian fire." debilitating inflamation of the anus. a deadly disease.)

Man, SPC Rush is a real sergeant Holmes.
i can't come into work today some SGT Holmes motherfucker gave me Holmititus B.

by The sergeant holmes experience November 3, 2008

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peter holmes

A 100mph guy that doesn't know his arse from his elbow, or how to make a coffee

"Joey Essex was once a Peter Holmes ... "

by green deal UK November 6, 2014

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Isaiah Holmes

A true jew, the only one that frigs jillo

Grean: That's so isaiah holmes of you

by nogger696969 November 13, 2016

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Kirsty Holmes

Kirsty Holmes is an amazing woman who is amazing at everything she does. She is an icon and every one looks up to her. She is a teacher and most kids pick computer science just to have more lessons with her.

Person : Hi Kirsty Holmes , you are the best
Kirsty : Aw, thank you. You’re amazing too - You get free time in computer class

by iconicbeef June 23, 2018

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