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Hemale

Hemale is a word used to describe a man that is extremely emotional, rude, manipulative and disrespectful. A hemale is a toxic man.
That dude is acting like a real hemale right now.
by Darkaprilmoon August 1, 2020
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Hemal

To be an individual who sits in staring at lightbulbs. Also covers people who sit in strapping themselves into the one man chariot for long periods of self abuse.
Dave's Hemaling tonight I hope he washes his hand before he goes in the fridge.
by Whowasthatmaskedman February 18, 2020
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Hemas

Celebrated on the 28th of September, Hemas is Christmas but for men. Only men can celebrate it and its up to their wives to gift them gifts
Hqppy Hemas daddy!
by Bran Williams January 7, 2021
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hemas

hemas occurs on the 28th of september, it is a year where men celebrate their early holiday cheer by screaming "HEMAS!!!" at the top of their lungs, there is also a ghost of hemas past, present and future
guy 1: HEMAS!!!
guy 2: Why are you screaming hemas?
guy 1: duh its september 28th, its hemas day!
guy 2: oh of course how could I forget
by STRIKEFORCE4000 January 7, 2021
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hemaga

Hemaga (pronunciation HE'-mĭ-juh) adj.

1. Very great in size (mass, weight, girth, height and/or length).
2. Extremely significant and important.

Origin:
My buddy and I were walking along the railroad tracks to go fishing. We saw a freight train sitting idle on a second pair of rails. One of the boxcars had graffiti spray-painted on the side. The largest piece of graffiti read:
"People Are BIG
MACHINES ARE HEMAGA!!"

We interpretted this as meaning that a piece of machinery is much large than a human being. Even though this is not always true (e.g. person vs. blender), it was true at the time (e.g. person vs. train).
She's too hemaja to wear those Daisy Dukes. (Dad)

I can't read this contract; it's hemaga! (Me, when signing my mortgage)

Whales are hemaga. (Herman Melville)
by Freakin July 29, 2008
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hemanosity

the ability to eat a KFC Snackburger in two bites. One who is granted this ability shal be praised by the gods for his/her eliteness
"I can only eat a Snackburger in four bites. I wish i had hemanosity"
by DuckDave September 19, 2011
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Hemaholic

One who is addicted to the consumption of blood.
A hemaholic is a person, animal, or vampire that feasts on other humans and/or animals for the purposes of drinking their blood.
by TrueBlood May 4, 2012
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