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harvest time in the zucchini patch

A coloqial term used to dicreetly tell your women that your ready to give her the stiffy stab.
Hey Baby,
It's harvest time in the zucchini patch. Would you pound that daquiri so we can get out of here.
by Max L. May 16, 2007
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Church of the Harvest OKC

Don’t go to Church of the Harvest OKC in Oklahoma unless you want to be abused and manipulated by the leaders who believe in conversion therapy and make sex offenders pastors.
by Penelope Cruise September 11, 2020
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High Tide Clam Harvest

While you are going down on a girl that is lying on her back, you grab her legs and throw them over your shoulders and thrust upwards. This leaves the girl's head and shoulder still on the bed, while her butt is in the air and legs completely over your shoulders. The licking continues in this position.
Person 1: Hey man what did you do last night?
Person 2: I High Tide Clam Harvested the shit out of her
Person 1: Oh man that's pretty legendary, that move is known to be the hardest in the league
by clammerman December 8, 2011
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Will you be harvesting your back yard wheat soon Darling? It's the hairiest thing since General Melchett's moustache. In fact if you have a moment, it's like a twelve story hairy thing, with 'I am a hairy thing' written in hair at the top
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Turd Harvest

A fetish involving the collection of turds.
After Jill took a dump at Steve's house, Ronny went into turd harvest mode. Collecting all of Jill's deer pellet turds for his personal collection.
by Steven1 July 9, 2010
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harvesting

picking out a sexual mate from a crowd
John saw a hot group of guys and couldn't wait to start harvesting.
by xthebowdenx January 8, 2009
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semen harvester

A terrible demon who harvest's semen from living and unliving things.
Priest: We have gathered here today for the funeral of..Oh my god! It is the.. S-se-semen harvester!
Semen Harvester: I shall harvest the semen!
by Mr. Wiggles the IV March 18, 2014
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