Platonic Hand Job

A hand job that is done by a friend with no feelings behind it

Friend: Give me a hand job
Friend 2: I have a boy friend
Friend: No No Platonic Hand Job, as friends

by Platonic Hand Job March 19, 2018

Spaghetti Hand Job

When your girl feels on your pubes like they are noodles in spaghetti.

DJ: Ayo Matt how was last night with Tasha?
Matt: It could have been better, she only gave me a Spaghetti Hand Job.

by OGhypebeast69 July 17, 2017

hand job

when a girl has or hasn't already gaven the man a blow job(blowing of the dick) she put her hand on his dick and god up and down. as he replays with a small moaning.

Chelsea gave isaiah a hand job last night !!

by allnighter23 August 22, 2016

Sonic hand job

The act of masturbating to another male while watching hedgehog porn video while siting on a bunch of hedgehogs. You must do this act at the speed of sound, if somone caught you, you will have to scream pingus!

I will give you a sonic hand job and you will LIKE IT!

by Mexican geek January 21, 2018

butter hand job

Trouser biscuit

She gave him a trouser biscuit at Denny's for his birthday. Best butter hand job ever!

by Candermusic January 23, 2018

Hand Job

Getting down on your knees, putting your hands together, and praying to God

Mom: “have you given Jesus a hand job today”
Daughter: “What the fuck”

by SuperSonnek December 11, 2020

Sopping Hand Job

A person who is always drenched in semen when ejaculating with their right hand.

He looks like a sopping hand job because his pants and underwear are wet all of the time

by jondich January 20, 2021