thailand hand job

A Thailand hand job includes a woman inserting a wooden rod about 2cm wide into the mans penis/urethra and stroking it until the man is ready to ejaculate.
Bethany gave me a Thailand hand job and I've been pissing every 10 minutes.
by Mister jeebus March 27, 2017
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Farm Hand Job

The act of using a woman or man's hands covered in manure while stroking a man's penis.
by MoneyMakinMitch December 11, 2018
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Dookie diarrhea hand job

When you take a solid turd and give it a handjob with diarrhea as the lube.
I was bored so I did a dookie diarrhea hand job with my homies.
by Dookiediarrheahandjob February 12, 2022
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HAND-JOB

April 21 is national blow-job or hand-job day
Give your boyfriend a hand-job or a blow-job as long as he want you to.
by Lilylopezzzz April 18, 2021
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frosty hand job

The act of submerging your hand in ice water until it becomes numb and then jerking yourself of while watching the Frosty the Snowman special.
Properly executed you should get the feeling you are being given a hand job by a frozen corpse.
By night 2 of being lost in the snowy forest Timmy resorted to a frosty hand job which reminded him of the many loveless nights with his ex.
by Jarenticus December 18, 2017
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Spaghetti Hand Job

When your girl feels on your pubes like they are noodles in spaghetti.
DJ: Ayo Matt how was last night with Tasha?
Matt: It could have been better, she only gave me a Spaghetti Hand Job.
by OGhypebeast69 July 17, 2017
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Hand job

This is referring to a either male or female. Where the female will take her hand a stroke his yk. And men can do the same to themselves or same sex.
“I could use a hand job” -Jerry “well sense no ones around why not” -Karen
by Max Theodore March 5, 2020
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