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koolaid guru

Plain and simple, the Koolaid Guru is Gerald.
Corey- man that Koolaid is good.
Gerald- of course it is, I'm the Koolaid Guru
by Dong Johnson December 12, 2019
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Guru

Guru the great dick sucker in the world... He loves to suck every dicks in the world, he even sucks his own dick.
Hey that guy guru he sucked my dick yesterday.... OMG what!!! can you able to see a white fluid on his mouth.. hehe its my cum... I cummed hard on his mouth
by epik shit October 31, 2025
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Big Box Guru

A person who is romantically attracted to large cardboard boxes.
by APTHOMP0905 January 14, 2024
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guru guru mawaru

Iconic line from kubiwa kyouiku no susume made by the hit band gulu gulu
Ai: do u like kubiwa kyouiku no susume
Lanju: guru guru mawaru?????
by namipamiwami December 6, 2022
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Guru

A guru is something that doesn’t make sense, often used as a replacement for hell or fuck
What the guru”
by Guru cooper April 26, 2022
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NPD Gurus

Which reminds me, have you ever seen those narcissistic personality disorder gurus on the internet who teach people about narcissists? They're an odd bunch that's for sure...
Hym "Yeah, the NPD Gurus never seem like normal, well adjusted people. And I'm a psychopath so I have a pretty good sense of these things. They're often (seemingly) cold and dispassionate people. A lot of them have some kind of psychology background but they (at the very least) seem to show some of the more subtle traits of NPD. I imagine that psychology would be an attractive field of study for a narcissist. Just look at Dr. Jeepjorp. Or even Dr. Sam Vaknin (who is, himself, someone with narcissistic personality disorder). And it could be that (in the spirit of Simon Baron-Cohen's work) that these NPD Gurus are victims of narcissistic abuse and have, therefore, gone through the process of empathy erosion that is associated with narcissistic abuse. Either way, they are fascinating to watch. Most of them remind my of Dr. Vaknin himself. Which would make sense because, according to Dr. Jeepjorp Peepeestones, narcissism is a temperamental configuration and is the result of being low in agreeableness and conscientiousness and high in extroversion and, thus, would support the conclusion that they (The NPD Gurus) at the very least show like a someone with NPD. And this isn't intended to derogate them. They seem like the types that would make great cult leaders. And we all know how much I love cults."
by Hym Iam August 5, 2022
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DJ GURU

a very sexy cool person who is the best DJ and part of the bench bitches. He's sooooo sexy and a ladies man he is segsy coolest person ever
that sexy guy is a total DJ GURU
by DJ GURU November 30, 2021
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