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Grief pussy

The pussy you get from thirsty girls after you've recently lost your spouse/significant other.
"Man I felt bad for Tom when his girlfriend died, but damn did he get a lot of grief pussy after the funeral"
"at least they got her in the ground first"
by TimmaC10 October 11, 2017
mugGet the Grief pussymug.

Grief-around

When your bro's parent dies, so you you offer up a bro hug but give a little jerk sesh fro. The back to kill his pain.
Met Lumpy at the steakhouse after the service. My dude not only offered the grief-around but also said he'd call the fools to form a procession line for it. Just like back at the service. That's love man.
by Walker TX Ranger December 18, 2022
mugGet the Grief-aroundmug.

Grief tragedy sympathy industry

Cops learn that if they break down and cry to a shrink after using their weapons, they get support, and both cops and civilians that know they will be on TV know just how to break down at the right time and "express" sorrow for what they did, thinking that will make them less wrong. When was the last time you heard a cop or a civilian that shot an unarmed protestor or black guy say

"Not a day goes by that I don't feel absolutely no remorse about what I did, they got what was coming to them!" The reason you never hear that on TV is nobody wants to make what's coming for them any worse than what it is, nobody wants to intensify what is coming for them.
Something you never hear on TV's grief tragedy sympathy industry-

Armed Civilian- Yea I shot the son of a bitch, so what, who cares. Gimme the electric chair, hang me, or shut the fuck up you fucking cunt!

Judge- I will do as you wish, I will sentence you to death, you will get what you deserve without further adieu!
by The Original Agahnim November 17, 2021
mugGet the Grief tragedy sympathy industrymug.

griefing

A griefer is a player in a multiplayer video game who deliberately irritates and harasses other players within the game (trolling), using aspects of the game in unintended ways. To qualify as griefing, a player must be using aspects of the game in unintended ways to annoy other players.

In racing games it could be driving the wrong way.
In shooters it could be killing your own teammates.

Simply playing the game in a way it isn't meant to be played, just to annoy other players.

Griefing is luckily a bannable offence in most online multiplayer games.
A: I ran into a griefer the other day.
B: What did he do?
A: He kept spawn killing me so I couldn't play the game. I had to find another lobby.
B: Griefers sucks.. I ran into one last week, he kept driving the wrong way just to ram into people to annoy them.
A: Good thing griefing is bannable
by Mksbrn May 11, 2020
mugGet the griefingmug.

grief-speak

the inability to formulate sentences after family trauma
“berryblue!”
“do you mean blueberry?”
“yes sorry! i have some grief-speak”
by cherrylvr March 10, 2022
mugGet the grief-speakmug.

Grief/tragedy/sympathy guilt trip

News stories that get more and more desperate until people submit into doing anything the media/government/healthcare industry/scientists want them to do.
Last week's grief/tragedy/sympathy guilt trip was a recycled story from the Trump era about a young guy that still thought the coronavirus was a hoax until he ended up in ICU. When that didn't increase vaccination rates, the grief/tragedy/sympathy industry got more desperate and had a guy talking emotionally about how you can save his one year old in Arkansas even if you live halfway across the country by getting in line for a vaccine. Just do what these people say and everyone will be okay, just meet their demands is what the grief/tragedy/sympathy industry is trying to prime people's subconcious with.
by The Original Agahnim August 11, 2021
mugGet the Grief/tragedy/sympathy guilt tripmug.

Grief Diet

When you lose a lot of weight because you are sad and can't eat. Depression of someone dying has killed your appetite and you have lost weight
Did you see Karen she is so thin. I think Karen went on a grief diet after her husband left her. She looks great.
by jimmyolsenblues April 29, 2011
mugGet the Grief Dietmug.

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