golden bag

(n.) An act combining the press of a teabag with simultaneous urination, ala golden showers. The golden bag, however, need not be done for sexual gratification.

It's a bit messy to upgrade a regular teabagging to a Golden Bag, but it sends a strong message.

by Inox May 28, 2008

golden hailstorm

Similar to the golden shower, the golden hailstorm is a sexual act in which one person urinates on another, while passing a kidney or ureteral stone. Due to its rarity and near improbability, the golden hailstorm is often praised heavily by its receiver.

Late one night at the senior center, Martha and Frank started getting frisky with one another. Martha started to take off Frank's pants but he quickly stopped her. "Hold on, i've got a surprise for you!" he said with a wink. He then finished taking off his pants, and immediately started screeching loudly. Luckily for Martha, she had her hearing aid turned down, but she could still see Frank's visible agony. Just as she was about to ask if he was okay, Frank suddenly unleashed the golden hailstorm all over Martha's face. Three small stones hit her straight in her open mouth, and the immense pressure of the previously-blocked urine sprayed Martha like the rains of a Category Five hurricane. Martha was overcome by the sheer beauty of the golden hailstorm; she later described it as akin to seeing the aurora borealis or like being kissed by the Pope. After the golden hailstorm, Martha treated Frank to hours over intercourse, as she in awe of being a part of the rare golden hailstorm.

by mrboochieman November 29, 2013

golden freddy

Golden Freddy who likes to get in your office, even if the fucking doors at fucking closed

Your such a golden Freddy, getting in my room when I don't notice.

by LDPSANTOS April 14, 2015

Golden Redeye

when you piss in someone's ass

i gave your mom a golden redeye

by Mike McKay December 11, 2004

golden pussy syndrome

When a woman thinks she is worth more than gold based on her looks or the mere fact that she has a vagina and therefore men should worship her and or spend money on her.

1. "That KylieJordan must have golden pussy syndrome to think men will pay to be around her!"

2. "So this bitch at the bar TOLD me to buy her a drink, me thinks she's got a bad case of golden pussy syndrome."

by DoobiwUs September 27, 2010

Golden Panthers

Golden Panthers is the mascot of Florida International University (FIU) in Miami, Florida. Their colors are blue and gold and play at many on-campus venues such as, FIU Stadium for the football team, Pharmed Arena for the basketball team, and University Park Stadium for the baseball team, among many other athletic facilities.

Everyone knows that the FIU Golden Panthers are the best in Florida, that's why everyone always says "Go Panthers!"

by FIUpanther February 29, 2008

Golden Richards

Often used when your telling somebody that your ready to go do an activity. Also a professional football player in the 70's. Was also used in the movie I Love You, Man.

Action Jackson: Hey you wanna go play some football?
Andy Candy Bar: Hell yea man, let me go grab my bag and i'll be Golden Richards.

by Tony2T's August 23, 2009