Desktop Gooner

A desktop gooner is someone who masturbates on their desktop computer, at their desk, rather than in their bed like a normal fucking person.

Person 1: You see Philip over there?
Person 2: Yeah, what about him?
Person 1: He's a Desktop Gooner! I caught him desktop gooning in a discord call last night.

by ppbob February 27, 2025

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Gym gooner

Gym gooners are people who spend too much time in the gym, often flexing in front of mirrors or filming themselves. Instead of focusing on their own workouts, they usually walk around correcting others' form. They tend to ego lift and survive on three core steroid-based meals a day
They love machines and criticize free weight

But often lacks functional strength and have aesthetic only body thanks to steroids

Ayo bro , Look at that gym gooner trying to lift that massive weight just to impress chicks
All pain no gain

Bro either gonna shit on his pants or snap his tendon

by Why.Filipino.smell.Likeshit May 12, 2025

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Gooner

a person who jerks off to female cartoon characters frequently

Person A : you know that Oliver guy right? He's a gooner
Person B : yeah i've heard about him, he keeps jerking off to gumball's mom
Person A : idk but as i can tell his parents never loved him.

by Diicho September 26, 2025

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