goons

Any person who's in the school's worst and out-of-hand advisory

*in class with kids from advisory, who are acting up amongst all the "regular" kids"
Advisor: All of you, get out and go fix yourself!
goon: lolington, it's always the goons

by mosthuggable May 12, 2018

goon

a person that does or says stupid things. also could be used for someone that says something sarcastic, and funny.

synonyms - goof, idiot

"what are we doing tonight?'

'lets go pick up some hookers and get fucked on meth. that sounds like a good time for tonight!'

'omfg. your a goon.'

by jesskaw December 3, 2007

GOON

The creator of everything, the God of absurdity, in the beginning, GOON created man as a testament to the utter absurdity of things, and it did a damn fine job.
(GOONASH chp.1)

"I AM GOON" shouted the being as it gazed upon the desolate eternity(GOONASH chp.1)

by Jonathan(The Flames) March 16, 2004

goon

the urine of the god (mainly sataans) in a big shiny sac. only drink that is worth the money. 40 standard drinks for ten moneys. 40c a drink? can you say no? coffs goon boys unite.

krypta - get some goon in ya.

pussy - no it tastes bad.

by eprovost September 26, 2007

GOON

goon is basically a real person, also a goon is somebody you pay money to go beat somebody or scare somebody...Goon originated in Florida!...The rest living in different states are just followers!

You fuck wid me i bet im goin have dem fuckin goonz comin fa yo azz

by Flawda guh October 20, 2008

gooned

to be so incredibly stoned that you look chinese, (unless you are already chinese, then you'd look like a mole)

wait- what was i just talking about? god, i'm gooned.

by Ria (look at the definition of me) December 28, 2005

Gooned

The state of being a JeffWu (Goon)

Kid from Taiwan gets gooned.

by Goon the goon November 1, 2021