Goof Trooping

Being viciously bummed by 20 large men dressed as the popular children's Disney character Goofy.

"I went Goof Trooping last weekend, it was rough"

Goof Trooping by Smashbox64 November 1, 2018

goof tooth 

A fleshy, yet firm piece of skin inside a woman's vagina typically slightly above or slightly below the clitoris, somewhat extraneous that at a glance resembles a flesh-colored large front tooth. While performing cunnilingus on a vagina with a Goof Tooth, performers have noted that the Goof Tooth excretes trace amounts of air and as doing so makes a faint (but distinctive) "Awh-yuck" sound effect.

"Billy pulled down Susie's skirt and was shocked to see that, as feared, her vagina did indeed have a goof tooth."

goof tooth by William Wallace V February 6, 2008

Goof on the roof

The name of a 1953 Three Stooges short where the Stooges are entrusted with taking care of a friends house, installing a television set and featuring some of Shemp Howards best comedic slapstick work as well as a hilarious pratfall by Larry and Moe at his crabbiest.

Shemp Howard is the ultimate Goof On The Roof.

Goof on the roof by Stooge Fan September 22, 2003

goof nuts 

A silly-ass, one who makes no sense and talks bull shit all day.

my parents are a couple of nazi-fascists-elitists-extremists goof nuts.

goof nuts by elfeicho July 2, 2008

Goof Juice 

PG-13 version of the word semen or cum.

Yeah last night I shot my goof juice into her hoo-hah

Goof Juice by 8urningStarIV August 17, 2007

Goof my gaf

When somebody goofs your gaf they are pushing your buttons and trolling you at the same time.

Do not goof my gaf Bryan I'm not in the mood

Goof my gaf by The Gaf Goofer April 19, 2017

goof off 

1. To slack off or waste time with the implication that the time is better spent at something to hand (like one's job);

2. Semi-euphemism for "masturbate."

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-After school, Sam was downtown as usual, the typical small-town Drugstore Cowboy, goofing off.

-In the movie THE LAST PICTURE SHOW (1971), the coach's remark to the basketball team, "If y'all boys didn't jack off so much, you might amount to something," was replaced by "If y'all boys didn't goof off so much, you might amount to something," for the TV release.

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goof off by al-in-chgo August 18, 2010