Fly-Eyed Gonzo

The look attained when squeezing tight the male scrotum in the bath so the balls look like flies eyes above the penis, which resembles the nose of the muppet named Gonzo

"Your genitals look like a fly-eyed gonzo"

by SlightlySubversive January 10, 2012

Gonzo Nose

When someone takes their penis and lays it on someone’s face, specifically where their nose is.

You still talking to that girl?

No bro, I told her about my fetish and she ghosted me.

What is your fetish?

I’m into giving Gonzo noses.

How do you give someone a gonzo nose?

Lay down.

by PatientZeropointZero December 7, 2022

Gonzo

A word used by Breitbart and Fox News supporters on Twitter. Usually it is directed at BLM tweets or blm supporters.

LequanDarner: " Trump will put the Gonzos where they belong! The Gonzos will never stop farting!"

by The Neo Truth April 12, 2017

Double Gonzo Vampiric Chokehold

When its a relational Infinite Retard Loop based emotional mexican shootout with a chic and her codependent enabler friends and some random dude who thinks he is a telepath but secretly gheyyyy.

Dayum, girl that situation was a double gonzo vampiric chokehold

by thehappytwo March 12, 2025

gonzo

Nick Name For People That Are Usually Athletic . And sometimes cute:)

Gonzo is so strong and cute!!

by Arianna Allen August 17, 2018