Pull a Gonzo

To go to the bathroom.

As soon as I saw how big that crack rock was, I had to pull a Gonzo

by Jer Abstract December 9, 2011

Fly-Eyed Gonzo

The look attained when squeezing tight the male scrotum in the bath so the balls look like flies eyes above the penis, which resembles the nose of the muppet named Gonzo

"Your genitals look like a fly-eyed gonzo"

by SlightlySubversive January 10, 2012

Leonardo x Gonzo

Leonardo x Gonzo is an amazing hot ship (that should be canon) Leonardo wants to protect Gonzo which is very hot. Gonzo is a bottom and Leonardo da Vinci is a top.

From web toon series One Hundred + One spells. (READ IT)

Wow! Did you see that new Leonardo x Gonzo moment? They're super gay! Definitely enemies to lovers.

by Pookiedoodoopoopiepp November 24, 2021

The Gongoozler

A very SPOOKY being that hides in your pool only at night. The gongoozler will venture out into your chlorine liquid, and rest right before dawn, when it wakes and leaves. It takes the form of a half fish, half pre-pubescent man. It repeats his name, and is particularly interested in men named Mark Fishbach.

"The GONGOOZLER will hEEHHHHH swim up to you, take you by the toes, and bring you DOWN down down...."

by SpikeyFrog October 11, 2020

Gongoozler

The gongoozler prefers the pitch black of night. It lurks in the deep end of perfectly normal pools (or oceans) that have only been heated for two hours. The gongoozler will heeeeeeeh swim up to you, take you by the toes, and bring you down down down into the frothy depths. The tail of the gongoozler is considered to be a mighty relic.

If you see a shadow in your pool at night, it may be the shadow of the gongoozler. If you have ever heard the call of the gongoozler you know death is coming. Memento Mori, friends. 33: 11: 51: 11

Mark better watch out swimming around in his pool at night, or the Gongoozler might grab him by his toes and drag him to the depths...dragging him further beyond.

by ChirpyDragon October 11, 2020

gongoozler

The gongoozler aims for the toes when hunting in deep water and is only present in pure darkness
If you ever hear the gongoozlers call, you know that death is coming.
A distant relative to the creature "heehoo" and "the melon man"

Whats a gongoozler?!

by GhostBowie October 11, 2020

The Gongoozler

The Gongoozler is a mythical creature, resembling a merman wearing goggles. It is said to stalk the depths of swimming pools, dragging people down to the depths by their toes when the victim goes swimming during the nighttime.

"Bro, I think there's something in my pool, I can see a shadow."
"It's the Gongoozler! Don't go in!"

by Shutheconquerer October 11, 2020