Glazed Donut

When you cum on the butthole of someone instead of the inside

Sorry babe, I gave you a glazed donut

by Diqueef January 12, 2021

The Glaze and Daze

The act of sticking someone's head between your buttcheeks and taking a shit on their forehead.

Come here baby *as Fred puts Haley's head between his cheeks and lets one rip*

Bruh I just did The Glaze and Daze to my girl's dad last night it was gnarly .

by Dinkle The Spider October 30, 2020

Glazed Picasso

When you collect your mans nut in a jar over a long period of time and then decide to disperse the nut into smaller jars and add food dye to each one, changing the color of the nut. You then will buy a canvas and paint something solely out of his nut and when you’re finished, present it to him. The leftover “paint” you can either drink, cook with, or slather yourself in it.

random bruh: hey man! what did you do last night?

me: dude, my girl saved up my nut for over a year and made me a glazed picasso for our anniversary!

by grincxh May 24, 2020

Glazed Glory

Sticking your penis through a donut hole

That donut you're eating? I gave it a glazed glory. Enjoy.

by krazytaco November 10, 2009

Glazed Doughnut

A Ring of Sperm left around Ones anus after Anal Sex

After The Buttsex Session, Jim left His Girlfriend A Glazed Doughnut

by UrbanDJ1996 July 8, 2010

Glazing the Ham

When you are at a relatives house for Thanksgiving and you have to sneak in a jerk-off session. It is a delicate situation and requires the skill of a true perv.

At Thanksgiving dinner this year I got caught glazing the ham by my grandmother.

by Urban douche November 30, 2010

thigh glaze

n. the thin layer of semen that is leaked from a woman following a cream pie and is then spread all over due to the motion of her inner thighs

Ann started to chafe once her thigh glaze began to harden.

by K1ng November 9, 2008