Glazed Hoenut

When you glaze a doughnut hoe

I turned your mom into a glazed hoenut.

by Arodgers2000 November 23, 2019

Sugar Glaze

The post coital amalgam of pussy juice/squirt and semen glazing and glistening on the penis. Becomes sticky and tacky over time. Best enjoyed quickly then wiped clean or removed orally by a skilled and loving partner.

Rachel is a human fountain the way she squirts. Needless to say I was covered in sugar glaze last night. But she gave me a lip bath and cleared it up.

by Eaton Holgoode January 8, 2019

Glazing a porkchop

To finish (blow your load) on one buttcheek or the entire buttocks.

Dawg I totally glazed Rebecca’s pork chops last night. -Glazing a porkchop

by Porkchop42069 January 13, 2018

The Glaze and Daze

The act of sticking someone's head between your buttcheeks and taking a shit on their forehead.

Come here baby *as Fred puts Haley's head between his cheeks and lets one rip*

Bruh I just did The Glaze and Daze to my girl's dad last night it was gnarly .

by Dinkle The Spider October 30, 2020

Glazed Doughnut

A Ring of Sperm left around Ones anus after Anal Sex

After The Buttsex Session, Jim left His Girlfriend A Glazed Doughnut

by UrbanDJ1996 July 8, 2010

thigh glaze

n. the thin layer of semen that is leaked from a woman following a cream pie and is then spread all over due to the motion of her inner thighs

Ann started to chafe once her thigh glaze began to harden.

by K1ng November 9, 2008

Glazing the Ham

When you are at a relatives house for Thanksgiving and you have to sneak in a jerk-off session. It is a delicate situation and requires the skill of a true perv.

At Thanksgiving dinner this year I got caught glazing the ham by my grandmother.

by Urban douche November 30, 2010