Genshin Impact

The game that not only turns your kids gay, but it’s also the root cause for bankruptcy, low GPAs, and the prime reason digital footprint exists.

Mars: Oh fuck me!

Gia: What’s wrong?

Mars: Our family has gone bankrupt! Billy spent over $7000+ on this game called “Gayshit Impact” and now he won’t stop talking about this guy named Zhongli and how he’s married to him! Isn’t that strange?! We also lost our house because Billy bought this thing called a…”C6 Zhongli?” I should disown him!

Gia: Aah. Your son has become a victim of Their brainwashing. Genshin Impact has done it again.

by ashcrayfr February 14, 2023

Genshin Impact

A shitty game that attracts weird people and pedophiles to spend tons of money on fictional characters

Oh you play Genshin Impact? Kill yourself loser

by YippityDoogan July 3, 2022

Genshin Impact

{SPOILERS}The murder of One British Noble and the forever racist perception the English would have of the Japanese

Man A - "what was Genshin's impact?"

Man B - "The murder of one british noble and the forever racist perception the English would have of the Japanese"z
Man A - That is,,,,genshin impact

by thisismylifenowgoddamnit June 2, 2022

Genshin Impact

Any living organism that downloaded this game, their father had left.

yayyy genshin impact is downloaded......wait where did dad go

by fxgmcha,jkjsgf,zdsj May 19, 2022

Ivan the genshin player

a very gay faggot who gets 0 play. He also loves cheating on his ex boyfriend with other woman

Ewww youre an Ivan the genshin player??

by MrBeanerMan April 29, 2022

Playing Genshin

A well known midwestern euphemism used when you want to discreetly tell someone you are about to eat ass

Im going to be playing genshin with him for 5 hours if you know what i mean ;)

by papapixels January 20, 2024

Genshin Impact

A game that no lifes play. If you play this be ashamed.

"You play Genshin Impact?"
"Yeah, It is a really creative, inspirational game tha-"
"Shut up"

by deerbuck360 May 12, 2023