Gunk

Gunk refers to all that is badass and filthy.

Person 1: Did you hear that jeremy crashed the funeral of his school bully and poured mud in his coffin?
Person 2: On bro on Gunk?

Person 1: Ikr, bros literally gunk-boosted to the max

by thebizzler February 20, 2023

mans Gunk lumps

when the ejacualation process is over and the left over product is sitting on a womans ear lobe leaving a pile of lumpy GUNK!

Mans Gunk Lumps shooting his load towards the neck region and missing.. causing a gunky droplet affect from the earlobe to the hair causing gunk lumps.

by lilly1974 February 4, 2009

Gunk

A sound you make when you feel fear and or impending doom
(Funny )

Also applicable to anything you can think of to say you just have to get it

There’s a math test next period ????

-GUNK-

by Alice Stockli November 15, 2022

shoneys gunk

the shit you get on your hand working at shoneys

"watch out , i got shoneys gunk all over my hand

by bobbysagetjr. October 18, 2020

tooth gunking

a trend on social media where someone stops brushing their teeth.

hey bro, how long have you been tooth gunking?

by toothgunker5000 May 10, 2024

gamer gunk

Gamer gunk is when a gamer who usually weighs anywhere between 100-500 metric tons sits on his or hers (probably not hers) chair for around 10-50 hours (averaging 49) and almost breaks their fucking chair when their asshole starts to sweat and since they were born incorrectly when they have to throw up it comes out their asshole and when they have to pee comes out their asshole too so when they have to pee they piss and shit out their ass at the same time and usually every 2 hours also cum in their pants hand free to hatsune miku hentai so with all these ingredients combined sweat + cum + vomit + piss + shit + ass hair + pube hair = GAMER GUNK!!! usually their drink of choice being gfuel misses their mouth sometimes and makes its way to their ass crack somehow and it adds flavor to the gamer gunk to make it more edible

I sat up and my Gamer Gunk leaked all over my floor causing my rugged white carpet to turn a brownish yellow color!

by vevlyisapoopyhead November 17, 2023

Penis gunk

Penis gunk is when you haven’t washed your head for multiple days after cumming and are left with a cheddar like smear on the inside of your foreskin. This is not harmful but quite smelly,

Oh my god Brian. My doctor said I have type 2 penis gunk. He told me to tell my friends the dangers of not washing your head.

by CAZINACAGE January 20, 2019