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GROUPIE GENE

The biological certainty that your wife,heavy-duty girlfriend,significant other-will guiltlessly fuck someone wealthier and/or more famous than you...should the opportunity
present itself.Remember:She thinks she coulda' done better.
WIFE:"Honey...is'nt that Derek Jeter over there at the table in the corner?"

HUSBAND:"Sure is!Go Yankees!"

WIFE:"Gotta go to the ladies room."

HUSBAND OF SECOND COUPLE IN DINING FOURSOME:"While you're in there...tuck your GROUPIE GENE back in.It's showing!"

WIFE OF SECOND COUPLE IN DINING FOURSOME:"I'll go check on her."
by L.MARTIN October 14, 2005
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Groupist

Not to be confused with "social butterfly". An individual who moves from one group of "best friends" to another in the blink of an eye.
Friend one - "See them over there?"

Friend two - "Yeh I see them with a different group of mates every other week"

Friend one - "Yeh they get around mates quite allot they are a proper groupist"
by JCMMousewords February 8, 2013
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groupie

A young women who like a famous person So much that they will go out of there own character just to meet them, be with,or sleep with.This girl usually has no idea what this person is really like. They get played at the end.
I'm going to write him just to see if he notices me, If that doesn't work then I just might have to show my butt and give him some!!!
by John Legend July 18, 2008
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innocent Christian groupie

A groupie who is innocent and Christian. This groupie is not an untalented slut who sleeps with a band or artist. They are innocent and Christian. Hence the name.
Jenn is such an innocent, Christian groupie!
by Jenn March 19, 2005
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groupie

A picture taken of yourself, with two or more friends, usually from a cell phone, that is planned to be uploaded to Facebook, Myspace or any other sort of social networking website. You can usually see the person's arm holding out the camera in which case you can clearly tell that this person does, in fact, have friends, unlike a selfie. A groupie is usually taken at various social events to further indicate that the person taking the picture goes to cool places with friends and is not the loser that we think they are.
Dilbert: "hey, check out this groupie!!! Me and a couple of my AV partners were totally at Biffs kegger."
by ScaffLaww November 24, 2013
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army groupie

Another term for a hooker or prostitute, esp. a "high-class" one who does not necessarily want their true career known. Often used for groups of hookers or prostitutes.

Origin: During the American Civil War, groups of women would often follow regiments of soldiers, thus acting like groupies. One regiment, which was under the command of Joseph Hooker, was followed by a particularly unsavory band of women.

The term "hooker" also comes from the name of the general.
Man, this part of town sure has a lot of army groupies around.
by moolivia May 4, 2011
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groupie

A person who loves attention and power, and will do anything to get to someones penis.
<Strider> Hi DNA, need me to host some demos?
<dNA> First you must satisfy my wang
<Strider> Sure thing ! *slurp*
by asl December 14, 2003
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