Lurch Groan

A groan compared to 1960's American television series "Addams Family" character "Lurch". A deep guttural groan included with a shaking of the head. Indicating action of disgust in a sentence.

I just watched video <Lurch Groan> and it was so bad it made me want to vomit.

by bubba58 June 9, 2012

demi gorgan

Demi Gorgan- An animal in man form that senses blood and will open its face to eat you

Crap, I’m bleeding, the Demi Gorgan is going to get us

by Olivia gssmkxl December 16, 2017

Bust a groany

If someone is upset over something, they have "Busted a groany", and are probably upset. You should tell them, "Don't bust a groany!"

Dude 1: "Oh bro I'm pissed, I just spilled my milkshake!"
Dude 2: "Don't bust a groany dude, it's just a shake!"

by Iced tea the beverage August 13, 2021

E. Gorganzola

Eddy Gorganzola, commonly used as "E. Gorganzola" or just E. G., is a way to express that someone is the "single worst human being on the face of the planet that we and all stand on" or "Demon hell spawn of the underworld born of human flesh to destroy any hope and aspiration that is left in our souls". This is commonly mistaken as "Gorgonzola" as in the form of bleu cheese originally from Italy, made from unskimmed cow's milk.

Satan's really been on my back lately, I know he's Lucifer and all but he doesn't need to be a big E. Gorganzola about it.

by GuacamoleTown February 2, 2021

googanflagim

When the blood cells in the body start to split due to catharsis and large klingonsis vibrations of malter carbonation levels of 3 or higher.

This will usually have no effect on any human or other reptiles. It can only be harmful to these specific groups on St. Patricks Day or Hannukah or humans of the Canadian race.

person 1- "I have googanflagim"

person 2- "Damn you God!, Damn youuuu!!!"

by BigDaddyPapa April 1, 2010

Groagan

The classic good shit. Not too big or too small. Easy to unload and clean up after; no mess with a clean pinch off.

Usually firm without being hard, solid and grease free.

Often takes only a few wipes to clean up.

A poop you can be proud of.

-the opposite of diarrhea
Guy 1 "man I really hope I can take a nice clean fast shit and get out of this bathroom quick!"
Guy 2 "then you want a groagan buddy"

by spronez May 5, 2011

Gronan

A person who groans as he shoots a basketball jump-shot. After the person, male or female does this he or she will be called a Gronan for the rest of there lives

Man, he sure is a Gronan

by TheyCallMeDre July 15, 2014