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crotch grabbers

super skinny pants with no elastic so that any time you cross your legs, open your legs, try to run, jump, or do any movement with your legs, you wish you hadn't
Jonah: I think ill sit in this chair
me: bad idea with those crotch grabbers
Jonah: eh
...
Jonah: AAAAHHHHHHH I just crushed my left ball!!!! **wadles/stumbles out of classroom to go lie down in agony and pain**
by icecreamman..... January 1, 2014
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Ant grabber

Some one who a penis resembles an ant eater
Jeezuz Christ did you feel that ant grabber

It just tied a knot on my poop
by few2020 November 10, 2021
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ass-grabber

A man who thinks he is an alpha male, always trying to assert his dominance by forcefully touching women in inappropriate areas. He believes that by treating women like objects and sex toys, he can somehow prove his worth as a man. These men often have a distorted view of gender roles and power dynamics, seeing themselves as entitled to control and possess women however they please.
The ass-grabber who called me a simp ended up being arrested for sexual battery against a woman.
by Type2GenomeManiac December 31, 2023
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Scone Grabber

Heard they had another little scone grabber, thats 3 now!
by necrofeltch July 2, 2020
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Bacteria Grabber

An aggressive person that has a funny name or a person who makes fun of your wealth.
That Bacteria Grabber has quite a funny name.
That Bacteria Grabber making fun of me!
by That0neperson May 28, 2023
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Scottish Grabber

A female who cannot go fall asleep without grabbing her mate's penis in her hand. Regardless of their respective positions in bed, she must grab hold of it to get a good nights sleep. Typically from Scotland.
by yodog91 June 17, 2017
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grabber snow

The snow will be a very wet snow, making it very difficult to shovel. Move only small amounts of snow with each pass of the shovel, and take frequent breaks. Grabber=you'll have a heart attack moving it and therefore, 'grab' at your chest
You better watch out, that snow is grabber snow. That'll kill a man.
by OpeImAMidwesternGal January 8, 2024
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