Grabbers

A sad desperate person/persons from Surrey who can’t resist a bit of yes pleaseee overtime Acton on a Friday and Saturday.

Pleaseeee can we have some overtime boss we need to add to our collection of money under the mattress at home we are top grabbers !!

by Spunkyfingers70 November 11, 2020

Groom grabber

The female friend of a groom-to-be who decides to confess her love for him in a last ditch effort, at the worst possible time - right before or near the end of engagement.

Candace isn't coming to the wedding anymore; she turned out to be a groom grabber and confessed her love after she got the wedding invitation.

by NoYouDidNOT September 24, 2010

couch grabber

when smoking an indica weed that leaves you feeling tempted to not move from a couch/bed with the exception of grabbing munchies.

Stoner 1: Hey man, you wanna go play hacky sack or something?

Stoner 2; No man, i just smoked some real couch grabber. Hey grab me some chips, would ya?

by mercethemerciless February 09, 2010

butthole grabber

Someone who sneakily slips a hand, finger, or object into someone's anus and carefully grabs it

" Hey , get your finger out of my butt, you butthole grabber"

by Kaylaykay August 23, 2017

shaft grabber

What Ben calls u when u steal his paper towel roll

Lauren stop being a shaft grabber

by Larry128 January 21, 2017

jersey grabber

Someone who dates a person because they are on a sports team

Jessica just posted a picture with James after hit football game. She’s such a jersey grabber!

by Meepsheep123 December 13, 2023

Scottish Grabber

A female who cannot go fall asleep without grabbing her mate's penis in her hand. Regardless of their respective positions in bed, she must grab hold of it to get a good nights sleep. Typically from Scotland.

Wow. I met a Scottish grabber last night.

by yodog91 June 17, 2017