Goob

a goob is a name for someone who acts cool but is very annoying and short

girl 1: oh my heck why is chad so short and annoying?
girl 2: well he is a goob

by The nicknamer April 04, 2022

Goob

The god and creator of all goobers. Usually worshipped and praised by goobers, leader of the religion “Goobism”, all goobers and the Goob live in “weeb land”

“The Goob is so amazing isn’t he/she”
“All hail the Goob”

by The Goob himself October 01, 2018

Goob

A form of BDSM where the dominant party uses peanut shells to dry the submissive party.

You're all clean. Time to goob you.

by Batfuck May 18, 2018

Goob

If you ever get called a goob, prepare for your life to become a spiral of pain and torment the word its self seems harmless but it is really a gateway for ancient evils to enter this world and corrupt your mind.

You goob
Your such a goober
Ok then you goob

by Scotbot February 07, 2019

Goob

(adjective.) guh-ō-b:
An endearing term referring to an individual that is inadvertently silly.

Silliness may or may not be limited to:
-Using excessive emojis
-Making noises when things are bumped into
-Makes up words
-Usually doesn't know what to do with his/ her hands
-Mouth kissing animals

Synonyms: nerd, dork, weirdo, nut

Alex is such a goob. He's always sending me a bunch of emojis at once.

by sk8rboi92 January 23, 2017

Goob

A word that can describe someone who has failed college algebra 6 times. This is something that is not possible and has been achieved by a few people.

"Holy shit he just pulled a goob."
"They just hit the south tower..."

by Not Edwin Guzman April 20, 2023

Goob

The use of Home made gravity bongs (a way of smoking weed) most commonly made from a plastic bottle and a cup.

Hey Alexander, you tryna goob this weekend?

by Scooby-Doo2goob4u May 14, 2018