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bigger than your future

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any large object that you can joke about by saying "bigger than your future" at the end of it
That ass is bigger than your future!

Her hair is bigger than your future!
etc.
by slang_gang October 14, 2016
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future hot

a girl who is underage yet clearly shows signs that she will be hot in the future. synonymous with jailbait
Emma Watson used to be future hot. Now she is regular hot.

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There is something wrong with finding that well endowed teen attractive, but i could imagine macking that shit in the future. Thus, I shall label her future-hot, and check back in a few years time.
by Iamnameddave February 4, 2010
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Future Pooping

When you have a stomach flu or ate to many hot wings the night before, and youre on the toilet so much that your pooping out things you have not eaten yet.
My stomach is so messed up lately ive been future pooping
by PIG January 3, 2013
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future man

Future man is the opposite of an anachronism, therefore always hopelessly ahead of their time. Under appreciated and hard to ever really get to know because they are always one step ahead of you. Never interested in the news because they already know. Also, future mans always have a huge penis.
"Have you met future man?"
"No. Not yet."
by Ricky sprinkles March 13, 2014
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futuremcguives

FutureMcGuives
by ImFromTwitchAnon May 21, 2017
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Future Seeker

A person who believes that if you can visualize the path to your future, it can become reality.
I'm trying to find answers as to which path I should go, college or travel the world? I guess I'm a future seeker.
by Btrflywish October 1, 2018
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futureshipping

An adorable Ninjago ship between the characters Acronix and Cyrus Borg! ^^
What do you ship?”
“Futureshipping, ofc!”
by Swxninjagoxmarvel September 7, 2020
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