fuckstick

A long, vaguely cylindrical object or body part such as a cucumber, big dick, or baseball bat used to fill the ruined holes of creatures of the night.

Alright darling, howsabout I give you the fuckstick nice and deep?

by infinitejest May 30, 2019

Fuckstick

Someone who is stupid in a way where it makes them extremely contemptible;A complete idiot

Hey, Fuckstick, you mind keeping that thing under your nose shut?

by Delightfully_Devilish_Seymour July 4, 2019

Fuckstick

What you call your closest friends for a nickname

Me-What’s up fuck stick
Friend- nothing much fuckstick

by Zachyg11 October 19, 2019

fuckstick smackmuffer

heterosexual man man strap-on my dick dick jerk

Shit, that hot chick took off with that fuckstick smackmuffer dammit!

by Mr. Fartowsky November 5, 2019

Fuckstick

An educated, ignorant person whose ignorance is so bad that it also makes them an ass.

This guy says that women need to hold their periods in because “that shit’s disgusting”. He is a fuckstick.

by FuckLlama March 30, 2020

Fuckstick

dropkick, asshole, fuckwit

"Sit down John you fat motherfuckstick"
screamed Lin Manuel-Miranda

by Nairi Lepedjian's Moustache May 9, 2021

Fuckstick

A clueless, bad, irresponsible, oblivious, or idiotic driver. Someone who does something on the roads to piss you the fuck off. People who hold up traffic for miles and seem to not have a clue of what is going on behind them.

"Keep left you clueless fuckstick!"

by Hamish Lee September 19, 2021