mattress fracking

Having a wet dream while sleeping on your stomach

Geology Professor: "Oil drillers shoot silt at high speeds to split rocks underground to find and raise oil. This is called 'fracking.'"

Student (whispering): "Huh, I guess I did some mattress fracking last night."

by TheHumbucker November 8, 2013

frick frack stick

It's the stick you use to do the frick frack aka the penis.

Chelsea looked at Johnny's unclothed frick frack stick and blushed. Never before had she seen his manhood like this.

by SW Yuki January 28, 2014

half flaccid

Hard, but not quite hard. Soft, but not quite soft.

"I was wearing barely anything, yet he was still just half flaccid."
"That girl could only get me half flaccid."

by Drippingsouls January 29, 2016

taint fracking

When you have intercourse with a woman by using your penis to drill a hole in between her vagina and anus.

I was so tired of plain old anal with her, so we explored some untapped taint fracking opportunities.

by Phil Nagi November 23, 2016

fanny fracking

the process of injecting liquid at high pressure into a fanny

I'm going to give her a right fanny fracking When I get home

by Rivet busters July 20, 2017

flaccid ejaculated

shooting cum out of your penis without having an erection, amplifying the attractiveness of the girl specified or one at which you are lusting

Dude, I just flaccid ejaculated (or fe'd) when Sarah walked by. She's so hot in that miniskirt.

by Willieeee October 18, 2008

frackalacka

-- noun
related to the words "crap" or any word that brings out anger

--interjection
used as an exclamation expressing disgust, aversion, horror, or the like; also used after a period of awkward silence

1. I got an F on my exam, FRACKALACKA!

2. -- awkward silence --

10 minutes later

Frackalacka!

by frankthebunnyrabbit January 4, 2010