Flunge

The act of lunging away from the toilet while simultaneously flushing. This usually while on a business or other formal phone call so that other party is not made aware you have been defecating for the entire conversation.

I was taking a dump while talking on the phone and had to do the flunge when was done so that I he wouldn't know!!

by The Jigg is up May 10, 2018

foinger

A finger bent at least 10 times backwards

Bro, when he fell off his bike he got a few foingers

by Mr Mna January 17, 2019

Funget

A type of jerk dog man who likes to eat stuffed cat and likes to kiss frogs

Your Funget is not trained to chew on anything

by ѕυв 2 ρєω∂ѕ April 21, 2019

FOUNDER OF ROACH PIT

someone who DOESNT KNOW HOW TO EAT A FUCKING ORANGE. GOD DAMN IT YOU ONLY PEEL THE ORANGE ONCE. WHEN YOU GET TO THE INSIDE OF THE ORANGE YOU JUST SEPARATE IT INTO SLICES AND EAT THEM. THE WHITE LEATHER IS A PART OF THE ORANGE. YOU HEATHEN

sun: you have to peel the orange twice
me: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT????WHAT
cic: YOU DESERVE TO BE BULLIED
me: I AM GOING TO CAUSE THE GENOCIDE OF ANYONE WHO PEELS ORANGES TWICE
me: THE FOUNDER OF ROACH PIT IS GOING To diE

by ivyvyvyvyvyv July 26, 2019

Funger

A hungry man who's down to fuck while drunk in a truck holding a duck looking tough with his balls stuck in an elephant tusk.

That funger sure knows how to make a bowl of cereal my dawg.

by Jeff Franklin February 13, 2020

Fungershnuffin

When a male sticks his genitalia into the area between a girls back knee and her thigh.

“Me and your sister were fungershnuffin last night.”

“Nice.”

by Gibbycawk February 18, 2020

founderwank

Invoking the one or more of the founding fathers of the United States as of they were perfect gods among men in the hopes of shutting down a debate.

Bonus points for quoting an obscure piece of writing out of context.

"George Washington, the father of our country himself, stated in a letter to his beloved wife that he had an unpleasant time during his visit to Virginia. Clearly the entire state is inferior."

"I'm not a fan of founderwank. Can you try again with an actual logic based argument?"

by Cheesewiz Man August 29, 2020